Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7460
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

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GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9058
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Potions Brewed:	77
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Farms Harvested:	612	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

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NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5347
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	121	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mines Excavated:	3271	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mines Excavated:	3473
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

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Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Animals Bred:	75
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Buildings Constructed:	42

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

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KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4930
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

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Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Runes Activated:	5

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	331	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3224
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

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Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2051	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4069
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8900
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7163	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Animals Bred:	99	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

play.townysmp.com