Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ores Mined:	6303
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

Hunts, Global Trade System, Safari, Events, Tournaments, Wondertrade, Skills. Play to win with player ran gyms & shops

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ores Mined:	6510	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Villages Defended:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Runes Activated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Potions Brewed:	130
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Animals Bred:	120
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Farms Harvested:	388
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.