Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PrimeCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

[IN DEV NEED ADMINS] PrimeCraft is back and better than ever with Factions, PvP , Mini Games, Survival and Skyblock, If your interested in becoming an Admin on PrimeCraft please join and talk to magictoth (me) about becoming a server admin 🙂 thank you, -PrimeSecurity

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Swaraj network

Economy, Reallife

ᴊᴏɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ʙᴇᴅʀᴏᴄᴋ+ᴊᴀᴠᴀ ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋᴇᴅ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ ʙᴏᴛʜ ꜰʀᴇᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘʀᴇᴍɪᴜᴍ ᴍɪɴᴇᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀꜱ ᴄᴀɴ ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴏɴ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ɪᴛꜱ ᴀ ʟɪꜰᴇꜱᴛᴇᴀʟ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ᴊᴏɪɴ ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴀ ꜰᴀᴍɪʟʏ ɴᴏᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴇᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴏᴜʀ ꜰᴀᴍɪʟʏ ᴀʟꜱᴏ

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MCMP

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to a completely vanilla minecraft world, that has been running since 2016!

Looking for an enjoyable server? well this is the one for you.

MCMP is a community that has brought over 5000 players onto the server to enjoy minecraft, the way it is meant to be played. No plugins, no worries 😀

Feel free to come online at anytime, we are always welcoming new players!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimension Hops:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SaikoMC

Economy, Factions

Minecraft 1.8-1.12 (Cracked Server), MCMMO , Factions , Custom Enchantments , Rankups , SilkSpawners , PvP , Raiding , Breakable Obsidian , GUI Shops , Colored Anvil , and can easily grind with spawners with MobStacker

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Heartsteal

Dupe, Fun, Payouts, smp

A fun new lifesteal server made in 2023 // Looking for staff // and new players that are willing to help and have a good time there is absolutely no land claim except from spawn and it is a semi anarchy server! we hope to see u join!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magic Items Found:	7084	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Acrylic

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome aboard! Acrylic is a brand new Minecraft Server Network that offers several servers, such as (may not constitute current list):

Survival Plots SkyBlock KitPvP BedWars

Acrylic was actually originally founded in 2018 as a single Minecraft server, but was just recently reworked into a Waterfall network.

You are able to join the server using the following IPs:

play.acrylicmc.xyz, mc.acrylicmc.xyz

NOTICE: The server version says 1.16, but Acrylic has support for versions from 1.8 to 1.16.5. 1.12.2 is recommended for stability, but not necessary.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Chimeras Created:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ice Blox Minecraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

We are a 1.13 Towny server with a few added extras such as Epic Hoppers, Werewolves, Vampires and Silk Spawners. We have many more plans for the future so come and visit our server and join our amazing community.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Articsmp

Active, Balanced Economy, bedrock, java, PvP

Join ArticSMP – Explore Our Thriving Minecraft World!Looking for an exciting Minecraft SMP server? Look no further than ArticSMP Network! Embark on an epic journey in our brand-new world, filled with adventure and possibilities.Community-PvP Focused: Engage in thrilling combat in our CPVP-based server! Test your skills in our custom-designed arena just outside spawn and experience adrenaline-pumping battles.Features That Set Us Apart:Lag-Free Gameplay: Say goodbye to lag! Experience smooth, uninterrupted gameplay on our server.Thriving Economy: Dive into an economy-driven world, where your efforts are rewarded!Exciting Events: Participate in events that keep the excitement levels soaring! From competitions to gatherings, there’s always something happening.Generous Giveaways: Win exciting rewards through our regular giveaways!Community & Support:Join a warm, welcoming community supported by dedicated staff always ready to assist you!Staff Opportunities:We’re on the lookout for passionate and committed staff members to join our team. If you’re interested in contributing to an incredible server, apply now!

Server IP: ArticSMP.netPort: – 25865

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ores Mined:	3937

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SkyDreamsMC

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to the SkyDreamsMC Network!

SkyDreams is a Minecraft network, currently featuring Skyblock and Prisons as the main attractions. We offer exciting, free gameplay for the entire minecraft community!

Version: 1.8 – 1.16 IP: SkyDreamsMC.Com Website: skydreamsmc.com Store: mc.skydreamsmc.com/store Discord: mc.skydreamsmc.com/discord

Skyblock Features: Free Gameplay,Cheap Store,Auction House,Custom Crates,Custom,Shop,Island menu,Mobcoins,Custom Panels,And much much more!

Prisons Features: Free Gameplay,Cheap Store,Auction House,Custom Crates,Custom,Shop,Custom Panels,Custom ENCHANTS,And much much more!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Villages Defended:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Myrefall Whitelisting

Survival, Vanilla

This is a private SMP server, that is mainly community formed. We are anti griefing and will have special events every now and then. To be able to play, please contact me on Discord. Void#1912

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Realms of vulwin

══════════════The Realms of Vulwin!══════════════❓ What is this server about? ❓ We’re a fantasty-based geopolitical minecraft server, mashing the concepts together with an ever-changing story line designed by the players and their actions, for the players.We will have a custom made 15k by 15k map, featuring many islands, two distinct continents featuring different races, such as orcs, elves and humans based on two different continents, Greshor and Ipovox. We’ve got a dedicated development team, safe financials and a staff team who has a history set in stone of handling large minecraft servers of hundreds of simultaneous players.

💸 No Donations.* No Donator Privileges. Ever. 💸We will never instate any p2w features. Donators may receive a special role in chat to represent their support, and they will receive access to a chat exclusive to staff, donators and important players to the server (nation owners, influencial players). They will never receive crates, money, weapons, kits etc. based on their financial support.

*Donations will be available when the server is online, but never before, and never mandatory.

🗻 Pre-defined territories, non-defined empires 🗻Inside the server, we’re going to be using Towny as well as certain sub-plugins that allow us to pre-define the borders of the world. You’ll be able to explore the hand-sculpted world until you find a place to settle down, own that territory and feel stress-free from the possibility of someone snaking into your land, or encroaching onto the centre of your territory.

🗺️ MMO and Fantasy integrations 🗺️A fantasy-based server wouldn’t be complete without MMO aspects. We’ve got an intricate levelling and class system on the line, giving more options to fight others with and making battles based more upon skill and experience on the server rather than just another random Towny server. Players can only speak languages based on their race and have to learn others, and we’re always evolving to add more based on player input and experiences.

Interested to learn more? Head to https://www.realmsofvul.win/ , or https://discord.gg/x79sGuPqtq to get more info, and join us on our adventure!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Dragons Tamed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Server26

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Join whenever… Server26 is a small SMP server. Only one world and everything inside build in survival. No teleports or warps, just Grief protection (Grief-prevention, etc). This is an adult server and looking for players 18+. We do not aim for a child-friendly environment. Aside form the rules – All things are optional and nothing is a must.

The server (and thus its map) was created in 2015 and was gradually opened to the public around 2017-2018. We are located in Germany, and have players that speak German but also English. Recluse hermit or people person, everyone is welcome to join. One of the main ideas was it to give players a server they can return to anytime, to keep the server running no matter what, and to never reset the map. When you done looking at the buildings at spawn, you can head trough the nether to the wilderness outside the city and start mining and building on your own.

We hope you give us a try and have fun!

Server rules: https://server26/rules

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Masterscape

Survival, Vanilla

[WHITELISTED] [JAVA 1.13] Hello everyone! I would just like to tell you about my 1.13 server. We already have a playerbase and the map is about 6-8 months old. I have recently acquired ownership of this server within the last month. I would love some new players as most of out older ones are very inactive. Feel free to join the discord to be whitelisted. https://discord.gg/nMRUhNa https://discord.gg/nMRUhNa https://discord.gg/nMRUhNa

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Goldvault

Capture the Flag, PvE, PvP

WHAT IS GOLDVAULT?

GoldVault is a GenPvP server that spices up the gameplay. You’ve got generator blocks producing gold, tokens, and crystals. Picture a map inside a big box with smaller boxes having missing sides. Players use defense blocks to build bases, form clans, and safeguard generators.

What sets GoldVault apart? We’ve got caves for mining gold and tokens. Plus, there’s the Flag Gen – your main respawn point. When your flag gets destroyed, you lose money and tokens. Join us for a GenPvP experience that’s all about strategy, base building, mining, and intense battles. But here’s the kicker – raid other players to snatch their riches! It’s not just about base building and battles; it’s about cunning strategies and heist-level raids.

1.19.4 – 1.20.2 are supported

MINECRAFT BEDROCK IS SUPPORTED!

JAVA IP: goldvault.minehut.ggBEDROCK IP: goldvault.bedrock.minehut.gg

➥ FLAG GEN➥ VAST CAVES➥ GENERATORS➥ PVP➥ RAIDING➥ PAYOUTS

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Fluorite smp

Brewery, Enchants, Greif, PvP

Fluorite is a brand new semi vanilla and semi anarchy survival server!Hacking is NOT allowed. Griefing, raiding and PvP is allowed.We also offer custom enchantments to make your experience better!

Start your adventure today!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.