Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Infamy Reloaded – Modded

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Infamy Modern Warfare Reloaded has been crafted to create an all out destruction experience. Giving you the ability to use whatever means necessary to become the most powerful faction on the server! Infamy Reloaded includes custom guns, technology, advanced machines, bombs and more! [Mekanism] [Industrial Foregoing] [EnderIO] [Tinkers Construct] [Woot]

You can download our pack off Technic here: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/totalwarcraft-factions.1330533

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Mclir.se

Swedish survival server with economy, claims, skills and VIP ranks. We try to stay close to vanilla Minecraft, but with a little extra functionality. Separate lobby island with shops, training arena with quests, Creative world for VIP ranked players.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PIT True Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

PIT is the true anarchy experience. This no rules anything goes server has a 2 year plus old map that never updates. Currently on version 1.13.2

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Zerzura

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny

IP: play.zerzura.xyz

Welcome to Zerzura, a 1.14.4 PvE Towny Survival Server! We hope to deliver a community-driven survival experience with features including, but not limited to: Towny Jobs McMMO ThonkTweaks MythicDrops Ranks Join us on discord: https://discord.gg/rXhDtWQ We hope to see you on soon!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Rwcold

Custom, Custom Bosses, Factions, Guns, PvE, PvP

Welcome to RWC! Start your adventure as a soldier with firearms, custom bosses, custom armor, platoons, custom kits, boxes and more! Start your adventure and show what a great soldier you are!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

JustGame Ocean

Creative, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Here at JustGame, we focus on letting players play the way they want without all the added complexities. We have a bit of something for everyone, but semi-vanilla survival is our focus. Instead of a fancy spawn, players are spawned in a random wilderness part of the map. Everyone starts off PvE, but can turn on PvP anytime they want. If you want to test out designs for a build before you spend the time gathering resources, you can try it out in our creative world. Our simple rules and well informed staff help keep griefers and hackers at bay so that they don’t interfere with other players’ survival.

Here are some of the things that set us apart from being a vanilla server: – Grief Prevention claiming system. So that players can focus on survival instead of worrying about other players. – A PvP system where players can turn on PvP to fight each other if they want to. – A home and tpa system, typical of what you would find on many servers. – Players are able to get spawners by blowing them up with TNT. There is only a chance it will work though! – Players can capture passive mobs by throwing chicken eggs at them. – Cutting a log in a tree with an axe will cut all logs on the tree. – The more experience you get, the more health you get.

Give us a try, stop by and game with us today!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Anahata

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

A friendly survival server with rank ups based on playtime. The rules are simple and we are all just here to have fun!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Destrucraft

Skywars, Survival

Destrucraf, the Minecraft server that will make you forget your worries and immerse yourself in a world full of fun and entertainment. With a friendly community and a management team always willing to help, this server has become the ideal place for those looking for a unique experience in the popular block game.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Dimension Hops:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MeinKraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Towny

MeinKraft is a survival server designed to be easy and fun to be innovative, and build a place where you and your friends can call home.

We are not a pay-to-win server. Donations are welcomed, but donators only get extra cosmetic features and do not gain an unfair gameplay advantage.

Discord: https://discord.gg/6zdKB6w

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Magic Items Found:	1120
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

GhostRealms

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Anarchy server with no rules, no bullshit, and no world resets. Hacking is allowed as well as griefing, cheating, lying, etc. Everyone is allowed to join and is welcome! Anarchy at its finest.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Lemon survival

java, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Lemon Survival!

If there are any problems make a ticket in the discord

Java IP

mc1086054.fmcs.cloud goose.de.freemcserver.net:25594 162.55.82.117:25594

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TuxCraft

Anarchy, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Hello! I’m Sunnival and i’m here to tell you about my server. Mainly, it’s an adventure map which I call Sign Hunt – explore a huge world made by mostly me and a few other helpers and find the 1000 hidden signs all over the map!

Each sign has some kind of dumb reference on it and a button next to it. Press the button to mark that sign as found, and get the point for it! Signs are hidden everywhere that you can get to, so check every single corner and odd-looking spot. Some of the signs have more vulgar references, so if your mom is gonna get mad cause she saw the f-word in Minecraft, then consider that.

Explore a sunken city, that same city but in the past and at its former glory, a volcano, hell, an old haunted manor, a UFO, and so many more fun and interesting areas! There are 52 areas total for you to explore and look for signs in. Some require the use of key items that you find during your adventure to get to!

If you wanna take a break from the sign hunting for a bit, head on over to our survival world. It’s very bare-bones with zero rules, and has no commands to help you – that means no sethomes, land claiming, factions, warps, etc. Just you, other players, and the world.

We always try to maintain a 100% uptime and are very laid back, so come chill on the server and have fun exploring and hanging out!

Join our brand new server at “Tuxcraft.serverminer.com”! And join our discord at https://discord.gg/hnuufav

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Tulip network

1vs1, 247, 4Fun, Anime, Arena Pvp, Chat, Chill, Network, Skywars

Welcome to Tulip Network 🌷, the battlefield where excitement and strategy intertwine to deliver an epic experience! Enter our server designed to satisfy the desire for competition and challenge.

**Electrifying Modalities:**

On Tulip Network, choose between two intense mods: ArenaPVP and Skywars. Master the arena with skill and strategy, or brave the grave on floating islands. Victory is in your hands.

**Infinite Customization ✨:**

Stand out from the rest with our variety of cosmetics. From eye-catching looks to custom effects, you can express your style to women in your eyes. Make your presence on Tulip Network unforgettable!

**Disguises and Deceptions 🎭:**

Take strategy to the next level with the ability to disguise yourself. Surprise your rivals by adopting unexpected appearances and keeping them guessing in every confrontation. Cunning will take you far in Tulip Network.

**Original Maps:**

Explore our carefully designed maps for a unique gaming experience. From intricate battlefields in ArenaPVP to floating islands in Skywars, each map offers unique challenges and strategic opportunities.

**Beyond the Conventional 🚀:**

At Tulip Network, the fun has no limits. Immerse yourself in special events, unique challenges, and constant updates that keep your gaming experience fresh. There is always something new waiting for you.

Join the Tulip Network and discover a world where competition meets strategy, and every match is an opportunity to prove your prowess. Are you ready for the adventure? Prepare for battle on Tulip Network, where the excitement never ends! 🚀 💥

🎥 ** Visit our channel on YouTube! **: (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyr2ARdsGrxAqVrYOH2S9rA)

💬 **Join our community on Discord** (https://discord.gg/invite/SJDTJpart9)

🐦 **Follow us on Twitter!**: https://twitter.com/TuliipNetwork)

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

vulcanmcv3

PvP, Skyblock

server with skyblock still being worked on need staff and pvp we also have nice owners and you can apply to thats coming soon on the website

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Float mc

FLOAT MC…

It is an Nepali server where can you get..Very nice ping…Lifesteal server … And very nice environment… As it is 12gb ram and no lagg and hang will be there so join fastt….

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.