join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
Potions Brewed: 155 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Divine Scrolls Written: 20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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