Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea | New Minecraft Servers 2025

XmasExclusionGriefCraft

christmas, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, Emotional distance, emotional pain, estrangement, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family exclusion, family relationships, feeling left out, holiday traditions, Loneliness, long distance relationships, self-care, self-preservation, social isolation, unresolved feelings, XmasExclusionGriefCraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1022
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	167
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Farms Harvested:	252	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Looking for a new family to celebrate holidays with? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual family is always ready to party and celebrate every holiday with you, no matter how festive you want to get. We even have a special Christmas celebration where we all gather around the virtual fireplace and exchange pixelated gifts.

Join us and leave behind your real family drama. No more being left out of family gatherings or having your face rubbed in their festivities. Our virtual family will always have your back, even if we’re just a bunch of blocky characters on a screen.

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only drama is deciding which block to build your house with!

NoSmallTalks – Minecraft SMP

Body language, Communication, compatibility, Conversation, first impressions, first impressions matter, gut feeling, initial reactions, instant dislike, interpersonal skills., intuition, judgement, Minecraft, negative vibes, nonverbal cues, NoSmallTalks, Personality, quick assessments, relationships, smp, snap judgements, social cues, Social Interaction

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6845
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived because he had a feather falling 1000 boots on, it was insane! And the mods, oh man, they once turned a creeper into a disco ball and had a dance party in the Nether, it was lit AF! Plus, there’s this one player who built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as the one true god, like what even?! So if you want to join a server where the craziness never stops and the memes are always dank, then come join us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyCashBillionaire24

billionaire, charitable donations, CraftyCashBillionaire24, designer clothes, dream vacation, exotic cars, extravagant spending, financial advisor, financial freedom, Financial Planning, fine dining, investment opportunities, lottery winner, luxury hotels, luxury lifestyle, mansion shopping, personal chef, philanthropy, private jet, shopping spree, spa day

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	5045	Dragon Eggs Found:	5632
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dimension Hops:	8

So you just won 1 billion dollars from the lottery, congrats! Now, imagine spending the next 24 hours on our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the moonwalk, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like they’re in a rodeo.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, battling a dragon that spits out golden apples instead of fire, and trading with villagers who offer enchanted items that give you the power to fly.

But be warned, the server is also home to a mischievous group of unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber ducks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional unicorn prank).

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Magic Items Found:	1318	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	580
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Love Letters Sent:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4145
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	468
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	190	Astral Projections Made:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2333
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Star Shards Collected:	126
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	New Chunks Explored:	683782

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Buildings Constructed:	42	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Magic Items Found:	3083
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2104
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Falling into the Void:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!