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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 26
Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 132

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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