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| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 6809 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 9596 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in the middle of a battle between a herd of angry llamas and a gang of mischievous pigs. It was chaos, but oh so entertaining! And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures you’ll have here.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted chickens who can grant you three wishes if you can find them. And let’s not forget about the legendary dance party that happens every full moon, where even the creepers bust a move.
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you say “goddamn this is a good movie,” then look no further. Join us and prepare for the most wild and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!
