Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, family dynamics, and unexpected plot twists!

Picture this: a 47-year-old dad, two kids, a Catholic upbringing gone wrong, a bisexual son, a toxic relationship, and a sudden return to faith. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Join us as we navigate through the ups and downs of family life, religion, and self-acceptance. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

So come on down and join the chaos! Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your own beliefs and life choices along the way. Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 7
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • BlockyNostalgia

    BlockyNostalgia
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s and 2000s with pixelated graphics, retro music, and funky skins that will have you feeling like you’re living in a time warp. But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games inspired by your favorite childhood TV shows and movies, like a SpongeBob SquarePants themed parkour challenge and a Harry Potter themed potion brewing contest.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club hidden somewhere in the server where players can dance the night away to classic hits from the Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to lucky players who find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the glory days of the 90s and 2000s in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • BirdFluCrew

    BirdFluCrew
    so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff. like, you can build a castle and then blow it up with TNT, because why not? and there’s this one time, this player found a secret dungeon with a talking pig that gave out diamonds like candy. it was wild, man.

    but the real reason you gotta join this server is because we have the best parties. like, every Friday night, we have a massive pixel art contest where the winner gets a real life unicorn. no joke. and if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself and have a dance off. it’s epic, bro.

    so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover a secret dungeon with a talking pig.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • 🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨

    🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨
    About Us
    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.
    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

    Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

    Mods & Tweaks
    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.
    Application
    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: Join our Discord Server. Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules. Step 2: Submit an application via our application link. Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview. Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist.

    FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Club SMP?

    A: The server is for players 18 years and older.

    Q: How can I apply to join Club SMP?

    A: To apply, you need to join their Discord server and follow the application process outlined on their website.

    Q: What mods are included in the custom client modpack?

    A: The modpack includes various server-sided optimization and quality of life mods, along with features like Simple Voice Chat, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Anti-Grief mods, and more.

    Q: Where is the server located?

    A: The server is located in San Jose, California, United States.

    Q: How long does it take to get whitelisted after submitting an application?

    A: Applicants may need to wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact them after submitting an application.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as kawaii as a fluffy unicorn riding a rainbow? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine, build, and slay creepers with the most adorable group of virtual idols you’ve ever seen!

    Our server is home to Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira – each group filled with talented virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, Nene Amano, Lua Asuka, Namiji Freesia, and more! Watch them perform live concerts, cover your favorite songs, and even check out their exclusive merchandise that’s so cute it’ll make your heart explode!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got kawaii friends like Prima, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, and more who are always up for some pixelated fun! And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride magical unicorns and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world so cute, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • ExStepChefCraft

    ExStepChefCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets culinary chaos! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where step-siblings, ex-husbands, and special needs children collide in a battle of the taste buds.

    Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?

    But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Potions Brewed: 120 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

    RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Runes Activated: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Crops Grown: 6210

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • EmoCraft: The Feels Express

    EmoCraft: The Feels Express
    Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Magic Items Found: 7244
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 155 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • FrostCraft Minecraft Server

    FrostCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 29

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • NATOandEU4Ukraine

    NATOandEU4Ukraine
    so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Mines Excavated: 4264
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

    BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Qualities Description
    Close to Vanilla 99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
    Server Type PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
    PvP Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
    Server Size Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

    Application:

    Apply Here

    Discord:

    Join our Discord

    We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

    FAQ

    Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

    A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

    Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

    A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

    Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

    A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

    Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

    A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • GPU Wars Minecraft Server

    GPU Wars Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

    Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2970
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • CraftyClassmateCraze

    CraftyClassmateCraze
    Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

    Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

    So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 9

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

    ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Alien Abductions: 0
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 26

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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