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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 6385 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
But that’s not all – we also have a ban on niggers having washing machines because, apparently, they’re all poor and smelly. Don’t ask us how we enforce this rule, just know that our server is a washing machine utopia for everyone except niggers.
Join us for a wild ride of clean clothes and questionable discrimination policies – you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else!