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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 8723 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 89 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 | Enchantments Applied: | 86 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
But that’s not all – we also have a ban on niggers having washing machines because, apparently, they’re all poor and smelly. Don’t ask us how we enforce this rule, just know that our server is a washing machine utopia for everyone except niggers.
Join us for a wild ride of clean clothes and questionable discrimination policies – you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else!