👾 hey u, yeah u, the human with a brain that might be normal 💥 do u wanna join THE COOLEST minecraft server eva? listen up:

🥳 first off, u ever seen a blocky llama dance? no?? well you’re in for a treat cause we got llamas that can breakdance and shoot rainbows outta their butts! 🌈💩

🤔 u know how your friends went to florida and ended up arguing about money? well here, the only thing we argue about is who gets to ride the unicorn with the ridiculously big sunglasses! 🦄😎

😂 and guess what? we don’t split anything 50/50 here. nah, we trade for diamonds with banana peels and jellybeans! so pack ur candy for great deals! 🍌🍭

👉 listen, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on the legend of the phantom who haunts the minivan we use for adventuring! the rumor is if you sit in the back seat, he tells the wildest ghost stories while driving u around. it’s legendary!!! 👻🚐

✨ but wait, there’s more! if u bring a pet rock, it will actually become your best friend that gives u hugs when you’re sad. we got so many proof videos of rock hugging! 🤗🪨

🛡️ also, there’s a secret treasure under the giant potato we built (idk why but it looks cool ok) and if u find it, you get a lifetime supply of cheese! 🧀 yeah we really like cheese, don’t judge us!

🔥 what are u waiting for? the pixelated adventure of a lifetime awaits! JUST CLICK JOIN, and ur life will change forever, or else u might end up hangin out with that couple from florida who think they can budget a trip in a minivan 🤪💸

hurry up there’s only room for crazy peeps here! DO IT!