Garrison’s Epic Minecraft Server

4 years, Community, controversial, current events, discussion, DIVISIVE, election, Epic, garrisons, Government, humor, internet forum, leadership, meme, Minecraft, opinion, Politics, President Garrison, r9k, satire, Server, social commentary, society, trump

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of President Garrison’s shenanigans on /r9k/? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can escape to a world where Garrison is just a pixelated blockhead trying to build a wall around his house to keep out the creepers! Join us for a chance to overthrow Garrison’s rule and create your own wacky government with memes as currency and memes as laws. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Garrison in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Pepe the Frog. So come on down to our server and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least more meme-tastic!

RussianBoomCrew

arrest, bomb plot, criminal activity, crowded area, detained, explosive device, extremism, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, Planning, Public Safety, Russian citizens, RussianBoomCrew, SECURITY, suspicion, teenagers, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, threat, Yekaterinburg

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Alien Abductions:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Towns Built:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	27512
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server so lit that even Russian teens are trying to blow it up! 😂 Join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild server. Plus, you’ll have a chance to meet some interesting characters along the way, like those Russian teens who clearly couldn’t handle our epicness. Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join now and see what all the hype is about! 💣🔥 #MinecraftMadness #RussianTeensApproved

Block Pathway to Forgetfulness

alzheimer’s, BLOCK, Blocking, Brain, Breakthrough, cognitive decline, Disease, forgetfulness, health, Medical, Memory Loss, Mice, neurodegenerative, Neurological, Pathway, Progression, research, Reverses, Science, study, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got a study that reveals key alzheimers pathway and blocking it reverses symptoms in mice! like, who knew mice could play minecraft, right? but seriously, if it works for them, imagine what it could do for u! come join us and reverse ur brain damage while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam! #blockalzheimers #minecraftcuresall

FrontierSMP

armor, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, Custom Items, Farming, FrontierSMP, Loot, Mining, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, weapons

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	204052
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Potions Brewed:	41
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Enchantments Applied:	200	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot so you can join whenever and not miss out on exploring!
Towny: A key focal point to the server, our gameplay is focused on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience as much as possible.
Economy: We have put a lot of work and effort to balance the economy. You won’t be seeing crazy numbers here in the balance top.
Custom Items: We have set up our own loot system complete with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for you to collect.
PyroFishing & Farming: Everyone’s favorite plugins with Mining being added soon. We have also textured and balanced everything to the server!
No Pay To Win: We don’t promote that stuff and neither should you.

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

Yes, we support the latest Minecraft version, so you can join with the most up-to-date version.

2. Are there any specific rules on FrontierSMP?

Yes, we have server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord or Wiki.

3. Is PvP enabled on the server?

PvP is enabled in certain areas of the server, but we also have safe zones where players can build and explore without the risk of PvP.

4. How can I get involved in the community on FrontierSMP?

You can join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay up to date on server news and updates.

5. Are there any plans for future updates to the server?

Yes, we are constantly working on new features and updates to improve the server. We welcome player feedback and suggestions for future updates.

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Potions Brewed:	79
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Void Gems Collected:	31
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Enchantments Applied:	98
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Votes:	2993	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Runes Activated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Divine Spears Created:	24	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Zombie Dances:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Towns Built:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Potions Brewed:	144
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8762
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Alien Abductions:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Crops Grown:	2153
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8168
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ores Mined:	1724	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!