Garrison’s Epic Minecraft Server

4 years, Community, controversial, current events, discussion, DIVISIVE, election, Epic, garrisons, Government, humor, internet forum, leadership, meme, Minecraft, opinion, Politics, President Garrison, r9k, satire, Server, social commentary, society, trump

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	139
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Animals Bred:	183
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9828
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of President Garrison’s shenanigans on /r9k/? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can escape to a world where Garrison is just a pixelated blockhead trying to build a wall around his house to keep out the creepers! Join us for a chance to overthrow Garrison’s rule and create your own wacky government with memes as currency and memes as laws. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Garrison in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Pepe the Frog. So come on down to our server and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least more meme-tastic!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	1510
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3291
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	864590
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Towns Built:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1598	Farms Harvested:	229
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5882
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9790
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6158
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	1000	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Star Shards Collected:	209	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	New Chunks Explored:	252565

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Star Shards Collected:	90
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6882
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1605	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

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