Garrison’s Epic Minecraft Server

House Door Knocked Minecraft Server

annoyance, boundary violation, cultural clash, Cultural differences, disturbance, Door, door knocking, DOORBELL, Frustration, Harassment, home intrusion, House, house visit, knocked, knocked on door, Minecraft, personal space, privacy invasion, Server, social norms, unexpected guest, unexpected visitor, unwarranted intrusion, unwelcome visitor, westerners

Are you tired of random people knocking on your virtual house door and causing chaos in your Minecraft world? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-door-knocking policy! Say goodbye to the stress of unexpected visitors and hello to a peaceful and harmonious gaming experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Will you be able to defeat Blocky Bob and claim the title of Master Builder?

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of door-knocking drama (just kidding, we don’t tolerate that nonsense here)!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

> Mommy? I mean, mommy? I mean, mommy?… Minecraft SMP

#momlife, children, family, love, maternal, Minecraft, mom, mominspiration, momlifebelike, momlifegoals, momlifeisthebestlife, momliferocks, momlifeunfiltered, Mommy, momquotes, momstruggles, momthoughts, Mother, Motherhood, motherly, parenting, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your house on fire because you tried to cook a chicken with a lava bucket. Or how about the time when a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry llamas on the server and chaos ensued?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Mommy” faction, where players must address each other as “mommy” at all times. It’s a weird and wacky world where anything can happen, from building giant statues of potatoes to staging epic battles with nothing but fish as weapons.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Titan Attack Minecraft Server

#aot, action, Adventure, Anime, Armin Arlert, Attack, attack on titan, Eldians, eren yeager, FANTASY, Fiction, humans, levi ackerman, Manga, marley, Mikasa Ackerman, Minecraft, paradis island, Server, Shingeki no Kyojin, Survey Corps, TITAN, titans, titanshifters, walls

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, humans are basically lifted entirely from Attack on Titan! That’s right, you can swing around like a badass with your 3D maneuver gear and take down giant mobs like a pro.

Join our server for the chance to live out your wildest Attack on Titan fantasies. Build your own Titan-proof fortress, team up with other players to take down colossal Titans, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the walls (spoiler alert: it’s just a bunch of blocks).

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Titan-slaying warrior! Just watch out for any sneaky Titans trying to take a bite out of you while you’re mining for diamonds.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Spanish in America Minecraft SMP

adaptation, America, American society, assimilation, belonging, bilingualism, Challenges, Cultural differences, cultural identity, discrimination, Diversity, heritage, Hispanic culture, immigrant experience, inclusion, language barrier, Minecraft, minority group, opportunities, smp, social integration, Spanish, Spanish in America, Stereotypes

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers dancing to Despacito!

Our server is like a wild fiesta where the only rule is to have fun. We have a secret underground taco shop where you can trade emeralds for the spiciest tacos in all of Minecraft. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted sombreros that give you super speed and the ability to fly!

But beware, there’s a mischievous bandit named El Cactus who roams the server stealing everyone’s precious diamonds. Will you be the one to catch him and claim the bounty of emeralds and tacos he’s hoarded?

So grab your maracas and join us for a wild ride on this insane Minecraft SMP. Vamonos amigos, let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

McSquad server Minecraft

Discord, kind admins, large admin staff, McSquad, Minecraft, season 1, Server, Telegram, Vanilla Survival

On this server you will find kind admins, as well as vanilla survival.The server is just starting to open, so you can attend the opening of season 1One of the advantages of our server is a large and adequate admin staffWe recommend joining our telegram or discord:https://t.me/+le3jnT9QdABlNDhi

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Blocky Trump’s Minecraft Server

adult content, anti porn, blocky, coomers, Degenerate, depraved fetish, depression, ethical standards, Glorious, gooners, government regulation, harmful habits, meat beating, mental health, Minecraft, Moral values, porn addict, porn ban, public health, Server, societal impact, SUICIDE, trump, Trumps

Are you tired of coomers and gooners ruining your Minecraft experience with their depraved fetishes? Look no further! Join our server where we have banned all degenerate porn-addicts from beating their meat to disgusting content. Watch as they spiral into depression and contemplate their life choices. It’s a sight to behold! Join now for a wholesome, coomer-free Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

This is My Cute Little Sister Minecraft SMP

adorable, cute, cute sister, family, Family Affection, family bond, family connection, family love, family ties, little sibling, little sister, love, Minecraft, Precious, sibling love, sibling relationship, Siblings, sister, Sisterhood, sisterly affection, sisterly bond, sisterly love., smp

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about my cute little sister. She’s actually a master builder in disguise, creating epic structures that will blow your mind. Rumor has it she once built a roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into the Nether portal. Plus, she’s got a pet creeper named Fluffy who loves to cuddle (just watch out for the explosions). So if you want to join a server where you’ll never know what to expect next, come join us and meet my adorable little sister and her explosive companion!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Wuwa’s Wavey Minecraft Server

Android, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, egs, emotes, Events, friends list, Ios, Jiyan, Map, Media Contents, Minecraft, News, official trailer, Resonator Showcase, Rewards, Server, Through the Darkest of Nights, Timeline, Ver 1.4 Preview, Version 1.4, wavey, windows, wuthering waves, Wuwas

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server! In this crazy world, a message arrived in a dream and now we’re on a mission to conquer the darkest of nights! Join us for epic events like the Parade of Stars, Gifts of Sea Breeze, and the Lollo Campaign (whatever that is)! Plus, we have emotes that will make you LOL and codes to unlock secret treasures. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and become a part of the Wuwa family!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Ores Mined:	9389
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Magnum Stare Minecraft SMP

gaming culture, Magnum, magnum stare, Minecraft, smp, Stare, Video Game (Industry), video game aesthetics, video game analysis, video game community, video game criticism, Video Game Design, video game development, video game fandom, video game graphics, Video Game History, video game immersion, video game innovation, video game mechanics, video game nostalgia, video game storytelling, video game technology, video game trends, video games

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled volcano! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build a house out of exploding TNT blocks.

Our server is so intense that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos. And don’t even get me started on the zombies, they’ve formed their own dance troupe and are performing Thriller every night in the town square.

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and have the time of your life, join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

4 years, Community, controversial, current events, discussion, DIVISIVE, election, Epic, garrisons, Government, humor, internet forum, leadership, meme, Minecraft, opinion, Politics, President Garrison, r9k, satire, Server, social commentary, society, trump

Are you tired of President Garrison’s shenanigans on /r9k/? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can escape to a world where Garrison is just a pixelated blockhead trying to build a wall around his house to keep out the creepers! Join us for a chance to overthrow Garrison’s rule and create your own wacky government with memes as currency and memes as laws. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Garrison in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Pepe the Frog. So come on down to our server and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least more meme-tastic!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Ummm ok?? Minecraft SMP Expert

abortion, consequence-free sex, education, empowerment, ENTITLEMENT, Expert, feminism, gender equality, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, personal responsibility, Pro Life, pro-choice, reproductive rights, self-care, smp, social justice, societal expectations, societal norms, stigma, Therapy, Ummm, WOMENS RIGHTS

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe in teaching life lessons through virtual block-building! Join us if you want to learn that consequences exist and that therapy is the answer to everything. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters who will show you the true meaning of responsibility. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone learns the hard way!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Murai No Koi Minecraft Server

Anime, BETRAYAL, Drama, emotional turmoil, episode, forbidden love, friendship, HEARTBREAK, japanese, koi, Love Triangle, male bonding, Manga, Minecraft, Murai, Murai no koi, Muraibros, NTR, relationships, romance, Secrets, Server, temptation

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience some wild adventures and unexpected twists! Join us for some male bonding like you’ve never seen before, and watch out for some crazy NTR drama that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our server is the perfect place for players who love a good plot twist and enjoy a little chaos in their gameplay. So come on in and see what surprises await you – just make sure the Muraibros don’t catch wind of what’s going on!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minecraft SMP – Creeper Connoisseur

AMK mod, beginner tips, BugTrap, common misconceptions, connoisseur, crash log, crash to desktop, creeper, freeze/lockup, Game Mechanics, HUD guide, Lost to the Zone, Minecraft, mod guide, modding basics, Performance Guides, Quickstart Guide, Running STALKER on Linux, shadow of Chernobyl, smp, Stalker, Start guide, Steam Settings, xray log

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have so many bugs and crashes that you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life survival situation.

Join us for the ultimate challenge of trying to find your crash log in the midst of chaos. Can’t find it? No worries, just look in the location specified at the top of fsgame.ltx and hope for the best.

But that’s not all! We also have a quickstart guide that will leave you more confused than ever, a mod guide that will make you question your sanity, and miscellaneous tips that will have you scratching your head in confusion.

And if you think you’re a beginner, think again! Our start guide will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride filled with crashes, bugs, and mysteries that will leave you wanting more. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get lost to the Zone and never want to leave. See you on the server, if you dare!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	124	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Version > 1.9-1.21.3

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Libtard’s Minecraft Server

Analysis, commentary, CONSERVATIVE, criticism, debate, disagreement, discussion, Government, Ideology, liberal, libtards, Minecraft, Opinions, perspective, Political, Politics, reaction, response, Server, society, Thoughts, viewpoints

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7