Are you tired of President Garrison’s shenanigans on /r9k/? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can escape to a world where Garrison is just a pixelated blockhead trying to build a wall around his house to keep out the creepers! Join us for a chance to overthrow Garrison’s rule and create your own wacky government with memes as currency and memes as laws. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Garrison in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Pepe the Frog. So come on down to our server and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least more meme-tastic!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Pixel Anime Fun Minecraft Server

    Pixel Anime Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server and embark on a wild trucking adventure like never before!

    Picture this: You’re cruising down the pixelated highways in your virtual truck, delivering goods to villages and towns in need. But watch out for creepers trying to hijack your cargo! It’s a trucking anime come to life in Minecraft form!

    But that’s not all – in this server, you’ll also have the chance to face a 36-truck driver shortfall in the year 2030! Think you have what it takes to fill those virtual seats and save the day? Join now and become a hero of the trucking world!

    So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and let the trucking madness begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • $50,000 of my Minecraft SMP Diamonds into a lava pit

    $50,000 of my Minecraft SMP Diamonds into a lava pit
    Listen, I get it. The temptation to invest in the fracking industry is strong. But have you heard about our Minecraft SMP server? It’s so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Instead of throwing your savings into fracking, join us and become a virtual billionaire by mining diamonds and trading with villagers. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build your own empire in a world where the only fracking happening is when someone accidentally breaks a block too fast. Trust me, this is where the real riches are at. #FrackNoMore #MinecraftSMPFTW 🤑🐉🔨

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Void Gems Collected: 38
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

    Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 23
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • This is Craftica Minecraft Server

    This is Craftica Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server built a giant rollercoaster that went so fast, it actually made their computer explode! True story.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. Legend has it, the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons? It’s a blast! Just be careful not to get too close or you might lose a limb.

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. This is America, baby!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Madness Has Had Its Day Minecraft SMP

    Madness Has Had Its Day Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Madness has had its day on this server, and we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment.

    Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, llamas riding minecarts, and creepers doing the Macarena. Our community is filled with players who have a knack for turning everything upside down and inside out.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava and diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

    So why wait? Join us now and embrace the madness! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks the same language and you have to pay to play? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride where communication is a hilarious mix of gibberish and emojis, and the only currency accepted is virtual unicorn horns.

    Once upon a time, a group of magical llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers. Now, players must complete ridiculous quests like finding the lost sock of a giant chicken or building a castle out of marshmallows to gain their favor. But beware, the llamas have a mischievous streak and love to prank unsuspecting players with exploding sheep and flying pigs.

    If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama prank). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and endless fun!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Dimension Hops: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • When does Boku no Pico get good? Minecraft SMP

    When does Boku no Pico get good? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you can ride llamas into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and even participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with Endermen!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Boku no Pico diamond sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into adorable kittens. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco ball where you can boogie down with zombies and skeletons.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when does Boku no Pico get good? The answer is always on our server!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22
    Mines Excavated: 1520 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • House Door Knocked Minecraft Server

    House Door Knocked Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of random people knocking on your virtual house door and causing chaos in your Minecraft world? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-door-knocking policy! Say goodbye to the stress of unexpected visitors and hello to a peaceful and harmonious gaming experience.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Will you be able to defeat Blocky Bob and claim the title of Master Builder?

    Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of door-knocking drama (just kidding, we don’t tolerate that nonsense here)!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Emeralds Found: 4662 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • > Mommy? I mean, mommy? I mean, mommy?… Minecraft SMP

    > Mommy? I mean, mommy? I mean, mommy?… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your house on fire because you tried to cook a chicken with a lava bucket. Or how about the time when a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry llamas on the server and chaos ensued?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Mommy” faction, where players must address each other as “mommy” at all times. It’s a weird and wacky world where anything can happen, from building giant statues of potatoes to staging epic battles with nothing but fish as weapons.

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 24 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Titan Attack Minecraft Server

    Titan Attack Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, humans are basically lifted entirely from Attack on Titan! That’s right, you can swing around like a badass with your 3D maneuver gear and take down giant mobs like a pro.

    Join our server for the chance to live out your wildest Attack on Titan fantasies. Build your own Titan-proof fortress, team up with other players to take down colossal Titans, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the walls (spoiler alert: it’s just a bunch of blocks).

    So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Titan-slaying warrior! Just watch out for any sneaky Titans trying to take a bite out of you while you’re mining for diamonds.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Star Shards Collected: 298

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Spanish in America Minecraft SMP

    Spanish in America Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers dancing to Despacito!

    Our server is like a wild fiesta where the only rule is to have fun. We have a secret underground taco shop where you can trade emeralds for the spiciest tacos in all of Minecraft. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted sombreros that give you super speed and the ability to fly!

    But beware, there’s a mischievous bandit named El Cactus who roams the server stealing everyone’s precious diamonds. Will you be the one to catch him and claim the bounty of emeralds and tacos he’s hoarded?

    So grab your maracas and join us for a wild ride on this insane Minecraft SMP. Vamonos amigos, let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • McSquad server Minecraft

    McSquad server Minecraft

    On this server you will find kind admins, as well as vanilla survival.The server is just starting to open, so you can attend the opening of season 1One of the advantages of our server is a large and adequate admin staffWe recommend joining our telegram or discord:https://t.me/+le3jnT9QdABlNDhi

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Blocky Trump’s Minecraft Server

    Blocky Trump’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of coomers and gooners ruining your Minecraft experience with their depraved fetishes? Look no further! Join our server where we have banned all degenerate porn-addicts from beating their meat to disgusting content. Watch as they spiral into depression and contemplate their life choices. It’s a sight to behold! Join now for a wholesome, coomer-free Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • This is My Cute Little Sister Minecraft SMP

    This is My Cute Little Sister Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about my cute little sister. She’s actually a master builder in disguise, creating epic structures that will blow your mind. Rumor has it she once built a roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into the Nether portal. Plus, she’s got a pet creeper named Fluffy who loves to cuddle (just watch out for the explosions). So if you want to join a server where you’ll never know what to expect next, come join us and meet my adorable little sister and her explosive companion!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Crops Grown: 5904 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Wuwa’s Wavey Minecraft Server

    Wuwa’s Wavey Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server! In this crazy world, a message arrived in a dream and now we’re on a mission to conquer the darkest of nights! Join us for epic events like the Parade of Stars, Gifts of Sea Breeze, and the Lollo Campaign (whatever that is)! Plus, we have emotes that will make you LOL and codes to unlock secret treasures. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and become a part of the Wuwa family!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 77 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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