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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 8745 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 27 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Forget about “aww le sad doggo episodes” and whiny moments, our server is all about epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable moments. Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block) at all times?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!