Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers with characters that have next to no personality? Look no further, our server is here to save you from the dullness of other servers! Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry.

Forget about “aww le sad doggo episodes” and whiny moments, our server is all about epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable moments. Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block) at all times?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Towns Built: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Animals Bred: 167 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Void Gems Collected: 31
Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Greymane or Battleborn? Minecraft Server

    Greymane or Battleborn? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to choose between being a boring old Greymane or a basic Battleborn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be a majestic Unicorn-Riding Ninja Pirate with laser eyes and a pet dragon named Fluffy!

    Join us for epic battles where you can ride into battle on a rainbow-colored llama while wielding a diamond sword that shoots out exploding cupcakes. Explore our custom-built world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasure chests, and a magical forest where the trees are made of cotton candy.

    But beware, there are rumors of a giant chicken boss that roams the land, laying explosive eggs and terrorizing unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim the ultimate prize of a golden chicken nugget?

    So why settle for the ordinary when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience! Greymane or Battleborn? Nah, we’re all about Unicorn-Riding Ninja Pirates here!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • BlockyBoobOpinions

    BlockyBoobOpinions
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we support self-expression and body positivity! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.

    On our server, you can build your dream world without any judgment. Just like how this player’s wife is considering a breast reduction, you can make any changes you want to your Minecraft creations. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken with a top hat? Go for it! We encourage you to do what makes you happy, just like this player supports their wife’s decision.

    But be warned, our server is so accepting and supportive that it might make you question your own decisions. Just like how this player’s wife doubted her surgery because of her husband’s neutral response, you might find yourself second-guessing your building choices. But fear not, we’re here to remind you to follow your heart and build whatever makes you smile.

    So come join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might just find the courage to make some pixelated changes of your own. Remember, it’s all about having fun and embracing your unique style. See you in the virtual world!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4413 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Dimension Hops: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • HighSchoolGrad2MinecraftSMP

    HighSchoolGrad2MinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of the real world and ready to escape to a land of blocky adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, epic builds, and unexpected alliances.

    Picture this: you’re just a humble high school graduate looking for your next big adventure. You stumble upon our server and are immediately greeted by a talking llama who offers to show you around. Little did you know, this llama is actually a secret agent working for the infamous Ender Dragon, who is plotting to take over the server and needs your help to stop them.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have a knack for causing chaos. One time, they stole all the diamonds from the local mine and built a giant statue of themselves in the town square. Who knows what they’ll do next?

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you team up with a talking llama, thwart the plans of an evil dragon, and try to keep a group of rowdy villagers in check all in one day? It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 73 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Alien Abductions: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 13

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • ColorCraft – Because it’s not just black and white!

    ColorCraft – Because it’s not just black and white!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a gray sheep? Well, look no further because our server is the rainbow unicorn of Minecraft servers!

    Join us and you’ll be able to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with diamond swords, and even have a pet creeper that tells hilarious jokes (just make sure not to laugh too hard or it might explode)!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Colorful Caves, where each cave is themed after a different color. Explore the Red Ruby Cave, the Blueberry Blast Cave, and even the Glittery Gold Cave where you can mine for treasure that’s shinier than a disco ball!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your imagination run wilder than a pack of wild wolves on a sugar rush!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38
    Emeralds Found: 7779 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • CraftyChina Minecraft Server

    CraftyChina Minecraft Server
    LOL OMG dis server is like the China of Minecraft servers, except instead of fake news we got fake blocks! Join us for the most epic trolling experience of your life, where you can trick your friends into thinking they’re building with diamond blocks when really it’s just dirt painted blue! Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server and only communicate through interpretive dance. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 35
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Hezblock Penetration: Nasrallah’s Demise

    Hezblock Penetration: Nasrallah’s Demise
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the Nasrallah of all servers, deep like Israel’s penetration of Hezbollah (whatever that means). we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers twerkin’. u ain’t gonna find a server like this anywhere else, trust me. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u unlock the power to control time and space. so come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Villages Defended: 15
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9116 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Potions Brewed: 23
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • RLFactions: The Lost Season where PVP is just a fancy way of saying ‘accidental teamkill’

    RLFactions: The Lost Season where PVP is just a fancy way of saying ‘accidental teamkill’
    Server Name RLFactions
    Season Season 1
    Website Discord Server

    Overview:

    RLFactions season 1 offers a heavily modded factions server experience, combining elements of RLCraft survival challenges with strategic faction-based gameplay. Players can immerse themselves in a competitive environment where survival, building, and strategizing are crucial for success.

    FAQ:

    Q: What mods are included in the server?

    A: The server includes a variety of mods from RLCraft and other survival-focused mods to enhance gameplay.

    Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

    A: Yes, PvP is enabled to allow for faction warfare and competition among players.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: To join the server, you can connect using the server IP provided and join the Discord server for updates and announcements.

    Q: Are there specific rules for gameplay on the server?

    A: Yes, there are specific rules outlined on the Discord server to ensure fair gameplay and to maintain a positive community environment.

    Q: Can I play solo on the server or do I need to join a faction?

    A: While playing solo is possible, joining a faction is recommended to enhance gameplay and participate in faction warfare.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Towns Built: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6608 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Israels Fun Minecraft Server

    Israels Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, Israel has won! That’s right, we’ve created a world where the sheep are trained in combat, the pigs can fly, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug.

    Join us for epic battles against giant matzah monsters, explore the mystical land of hummus caves, and even participate in the annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the zombies do the thriller dance. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical potions that turn you into a chicken for 10 minutes.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience a world where anything is possible, even Israel winning in Minecraft!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Magic Wands Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Goth Club Shooter Minecraft SMP

    Goth Club Shooter Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing getting shot up is creepers and skeletons! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Ever wanted to see a goth club in Minecraft? Well, we’ve got one and it’s the hottest spot in town! But don’t worry, no one’s getting shot up here – just some friendly zombie dance parties.

    Our server is like no other, with players who are as deranged as they are hilarious. You never know what kind of autist with a grudge against alternative people you’ll meet next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off.

    So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? See you in the game, where the only thing getting shot up is your arrow skills!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Towns Built: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • NostalgicGamer Minecraft SMP

    NostalgicGamer Minecraft SMP
    Remember that game you used to play as a kid that you wish they would remake? Well, imagine if that game was Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and unleashed a horde of zombie pigmen upon them. It was chaos, but also kinda fun.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the nostalgia of your favorite childhood game, but with a hilarious twist. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Zombie Dances: 0
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Animals Bred: 144
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • BlockBinge

    BlockBinge
    Are you addicted to building giant statues of llamas made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you can’t resist creating a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere? Whatever your addiction may be, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let your creativity run wild!

    Join us and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination. Our server is home to the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with enchanted swords. You’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you around every corner!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let your addiction to Minecraft reach new heights of insanity!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Chimeras Created: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Theater. Minecraft server

    Theater. Minecraft server

    OPENING SEPTEMBER 29, 2024

    Join our discord server

    Server ideaPlayers are divided into 4 teams. Everyone lives in the same city, but each team builds its own area. Players receive server currency (Importance Points) when they complete various tasks: extracting resources, building beautiful buildings, streaming, shooting videos, creating and participating in events, and much more.

    The server is based on the idea of ​​a RP with its presidents, ministers, and cities. However, the server does not focus on playing RP: whether to RP or not is everyone’s choice

    Significance points have two meanings:1. Server currency. For Significance Points, you can buy not only resources from other players, but also, for example, repeal a law, buy a player for your team, or advertise on the official server account.2. Place in the ranking among other players. When a player buys something with them, they are subtracted from his rating and added to the seller’s rating. The total points of a team’s players is the team’s place in the ranking among the other three teams. Therefore, by your actions you can raise your rating and the team’s rating, as well as lower them. The position in the ranking determines who will be president, the players of which team are chosen as ministers, and the like.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 182 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Davidscloud: Where even the creepers get together for a tea party! Join now! 😂

    Davidscloud: Where even the creepers get together for a tea party! Join now! 😂
    About Davidscloud
    Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.
    Player Protection
    Our Minecraft server has variety of features for our members to enjoy. Key to keeping your experience enjoyable is our grief prevention system and friendly admin team. Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players. Plus your pets are also protected in the same fashion! If for some reason there’s ever a problem, our Admin team will investigate and assist whenever necessary.
    Quality-of-Life
    With us focusing on your security, you can focus on enjoying the features on our server that add to your survival chances should you choose to use them, completely free without pay-to-win! Such as our banking system that gives interest for every hour you play. This lets you save up some cash to spend at the Market set up at the Survival Spawn, where our new Merchants offer a small variety of goods, like fish, potions, wood, and other miscellaneous goodies you might be looking for.
    Multiple Worlds
    Bit bored traveling over the same old Minecraft landscape? Our server isn’t just the one traditional Survival world, it’s actually linked to another realm giving you more to explore! Find Zedmun at the Survival Spawn for the opportunity to be transported to our new Amplified World! Added in 1.18, it has all of the new caves and cliffs you could want with the added craziness of being amplified. Additionally, we’re working on adding an Event World and a Creative Plot World that would be accessed via our Hub so you will have even more places to enjoy.
    Another Tidbit
    Curious why Java and Bedrock were in the same title? Our server now allows cross-play between the Bedrock and Java versions! Anyone can play on our servers regardless of if they play on console or PC, provided they have a paid Java account. Plus, with more people able to play on our servers the more fun can be had by all as our community grows.
    Got questions?
    Join our Discord to learn whatever you might like to know about our Minecraft servers such as commands, admin support, community rules, and more. https://discord.gg/davidscloud​
    Server Information
    Vanilla (Latest Version) IP: mc.davidscloud.net Bedrock Crossplay Port: 19132 For connection tutorial, visit: https://www.davidscloud.net/threads/vanilla-server-connection-via-console.3223/

    FAQ

    Q: How do I protect my buildings on the server?

    A: You can protect your buildings by claiming blocks using our grief prevention system. Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime.

    Q: Are pets protected on the server?

    A: Yes, pets are also protected in the same fashion as your claimed blocks.

    Q: Can I play on the server with my friends who use Bedrock version?

    A: Yes, our server now allows cross-play between the Bedrock and Java versions. You can play with your friends regardless of the platform they use.

    Q: What additional worlds are available on the server?

    A: In addition to the traditional Survival world, we have an Amplified World with new caves and cliffs. We are also working on adding an Event World and a Creative Plot World accessible via our Hub.

    Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

    A: You can join our Discord server to learn about commands, admin support, community rules, and more. https://discord.gg/davidscloud​

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45 Magic Items Found: 7195
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Chimeras Created: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • PixelPoke – Minecraft Server

    PixelPoke – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of collecting trainers instead of Pokémon! Join us for real-time battles and outrageous adventures that will leave you in stitches.

    But wait, there’s more! Our Sync Grid Simulator will have you strategizing like a pro, while our Eggmon viability guide/tier list will have you hatching the most epic creatures you’ve ever seen.

    And don’t even get us started on our Legendary Gauntlet Info – it’s so legendary, it’ll make your head spin! Plus, our Model ripping/datamining project FAQ is so top secret, you’ll feel like a spy just reading it.

    Join us for upcoming events that will blow your mind, and don’t forget to check out our Pokémon Masters EX soundtrack – it’s so lit, you’ll be dancing in your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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