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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 1185 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of building your own empire, taking down rival gangs, and pulling off heists that would make even the most seasoned criminals jealous. Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.
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So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and become the ultimate gangster of the Minecraft universe. Just remember, snitches get stitches!