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| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6455 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their dance partners. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of wild llamas who only respond to players who can do the Macarena flawlessly.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 195 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual escapism from the harsh realities of work and responsibilities. Build your dream world, ride virtual motorcycles without the fear of running out of money, and indulge in all the virtual drugs you desire without any consequences.
Forget about frozen chicken and canned food, here you can feast on virtual lamb chops and live your best life. And who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?
So come join us, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only work you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds and building your dream motorbike. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in our virtual world. See you there!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of tea-loving creepers who have mastered the art of brewing explosive tea potions. Join us and uncover the hidden tea-tastic treasures that await you in the depths of our virtual world.
So why settle for boring old microwave tea when you can join our server and experience the thrill of brewing tea like never before? Come join us and embark on a tea-riffic adventure unlike any other!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Our server is like F-list for Minecraft players – create your character profile, find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes, and dive into some seriously outrageous roleplay. From webchat adventures to group forums, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we’ve got drama, gossip, and kinks galore. Want to critique someone’s character? Share your roleplay logs? Or just chat about your weirdest fetishes? Our server is the place to do it all.
So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy antics and wild adventures await you on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your wildest imagination – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are actually sentient and will attack you if you get too close?
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just be careful not to wake the giant spider king that guards it!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the chaos and madness that only an evil fucking company can provide!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. But little did they know, the mine was also home to a pack of mischievous creepers who loved nothing more than to blow everything up! Will you be brave enough to face the explosive challenge and claim the diamonds for yourself?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the fearsome beast while busting out their best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon fight like this before!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. One time, a player accidentally turned their pet pig into a giant mutant pig and chaos ensued as they tried to wrangle it back to normal size. Another time, someone built a rollercoaster that launched players straight into the sky and caused mass panic among the villagers.
If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, then this is the place for you. Join us and embrace the madness – just remember, it’s not your fault if things go awry!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 4945 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you just might stumble upon this rare and valuable creature.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our server’s most fearsome boss – the Crazed Creeper King. Legend has it that whoever defeats him will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a hero in the fight against Evil!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us and become a part of the MLG cult of believers who know gaming culture inside out. We challenge people to 1v1s on Rust while snacking on Doritos and chugging Mountain Dew like true gamers. This isn’t just about slapping a meme on a coin, it’s about hitting a nerve with a community that gets it.
Our server is not the product of a boring VC boardroom, it’s a wild universe where anything can happen. We are building wealth in crypto while building epic structures in Minecraft. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s dominate the supercycle together. NFA ofc, because who needs rules when you’re having this much fun!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 138 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Looking to join a server with a touch of madness? Look no further than our upcoming Extractions, where you’ll face off against the likes of The Priest of La Manchaland Gregor and The Barber of La Manchaland Outis. Trust us, these NPCs are no joke – they’ll have you laughing and crying at the same time!
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, don’t miss out on our Target Extraction missions. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into when you’re tasked with taking down ID & E.G.O – it’s a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions!
So why wait? Download our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, the tutorial is important – you never know what kind of wacky surprises await you in this insane world. See you on the other side, fellow gamers!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
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| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
