GalacticPlasticFail | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7875
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

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Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BrasilBrosAdventure

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Farms Harvested:	604	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Dragon Eggs Found:	4069	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BlockyParentRegrets

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Crops Grown:	8267
Meteorites Collected:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dimension Hops:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Nature Senses Alive

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so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

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Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

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What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchantments Applied:	82	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Emeralds Found:	3916
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

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So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Towns Built:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Void Gems Collected:	32
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1500
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

GenderBendCraft

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Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Emeralds Found:	7586

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Enchantments Applied:	218	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4117	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1