Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, so you never know when the whole thing will crash and send your character flying into the void. It’s like a surprise rollercoaster ride every time you log in!

2. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t worry, though, it’s a friendly chicken… most of the time.

3. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a horde of evil bunnies to get to it. And trust me, these bunnies are no joke. They’ve been doing CrossFit.

4. Our community events include things like “Build a house blindfolded” and “Survive a night in the Nether with only a wooden sword.” It’s like Fear Factor, but with blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery. And maybe some carrots for the laser chicken.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found: 5076 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

New Minecraft Servers

  • The Chill Zone – Minecraft Server

    The Chill Zone – Minecraft Server
    Yo, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery monsters and explore the depths of hell in search of epic loot.

    But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, where you can ask them all your burning questions about the server. And don’t forget to check out our Agent Records for Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz – these guys are legends in the Minecraft world!

    Oh, and did we mention our upcoming events for version 1.2? From the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade to the Overlord’s Feast, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t forget to redeem those codes for some sweet in-game rewards.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Titanic Battles Fought: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • What the hell Minecraft SMP was her problem?

    What the hell Minecraft SMP was her problem?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties in the Nether! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the infamous “Chicken Lady” who will challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King/Queen.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking llama or discover a secret underground disco club run by creepers. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Ores Mined: 6115 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 7

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BoomerBlock Minecraft Server

    BoomerBlock Minecraft Server
    So there’s this Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Betty would want to cut in line just to join! Our server is so epic that even your mum (49 F) would be begging to play. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Betty appears, trying to push past you like she owns the place. But don’t worry, our server is so awesome that even Betty can’t ruin the fun. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows, maybe Betty will be there causing trouble!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    New Chunks Explored: 989394 Gods Slained: 2
    Crops Grown: 2879 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChoreCraft: Stepdaughter vs Son

    ChoreCraft: Stepdaughter vs Son
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chores are the ultimate quest! Join now for a chance to sweep, dust, and wash bedding like never before. Our server is so lit, even the step daughter’s $1,000/month allowance can’t compete with the rewards you’ll earn from completing chores.

    Embark on a journey to balance out the chores between siblings, just like in this epic tale of sweeping and dishwashing drama. Will you be the hero who saves the day and finally achieves household harmony? Or will you join the dark side and let the dust bunnies take over?

    With outrageous tasks and insane stories to uncover, this Minecraft server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your broom and get ready to sweep your way to victory! Join now and show us if you’re the ultimate chore champion.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCultCraft

    CraftyCultCraft
    If you had the chance to start a cult, why not join our Minecraft server instead? Our cult… I mean, server, is a place where you can worship the mighty diamond block and sacrifice sheep to please the Minecraft gods.

    Join us for epic battles against the evil villagers who are trying to take over our pixelated world. We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted weapons and armor for all our loyal cult members to use in their quest for domination.

    But beware, there are rumors of a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken that lays golden eggs. Will you be brave enough to face the clucks of doom and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So come on, join us on our Minecraft server and become part of the most ridiculous cult… I mean, community, you’ll ever encounter. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Crops Grown: 6445 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CriticalCraft Minecraft Server

    CriticalCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Hezbollah leaders are trying to get in on the action? Well, guess what? Our server is so fire that even Wafiq Safa himself tried to join, but got wrecked by an IAF strike in Beirut! Now he’s in ‘critical condition’ and missing out on all the epic adventures and crazy builds happening on our server. Don’t be like Wafiq Safa, join us now and let’s show him what he’s missing out on! Just watch out for those pesky airstrikes, they can really ruin your day. Let’s get crafting, gamers!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Dimension Hops: 10 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Chopstick Pirates: S.Korean Guard vs Illegal Ships

    Chopstick Pirates: S.Korean Guard vs Illegal Ships
    are u tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well come join us on this epic server where we have illegal chinese ships causing chaos and triggering the south korean coast guard response!

    imagine sailing your minecraft boat only to be ambushed by a fleet of chinese ships trying to steal all your diamonds! but don’t worry, the coast guard is here to save the day and protect your precious loot.

    join now for a thrilling adventure filled with high seas drama, intense battles, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but it’s minecraft so anything can happen)!

    so what are you waiting for? come join us on this crazy server and experience the wildest minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you lose all your diamonds, then you might regret it a little bit).

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 6
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Runes Activated: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OrdiCraft2

    OrdiCraft2

    Welcome to our Classic Survival server. Buy items in the virtual store, exchange in the trading area and open special crates to obtain rewards. With 18 kits available per rank and a clan system, you can join other players to conquer the server. Rank up and unlock exclusive perks, use warps to move quickly, and protect your belongings with minerals. Take on custom bosses and play from version 1.8 to 1.21.x. The map never resets!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Endless Eden: Where creepers are just misunderstood green huggers 16+

    Endless Eden: Where creepers are just misunderstood green huggers 16+

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Features

    Join our server and get whitelisted today to fully experience Minecraft as it should be played. Meet some Unique people that you will quickly call friends.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How to Join?
    • Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez
    • Add our Recruiter on Discord: mc_fayeth
    • Submit a Whitelist Application: Usually approved within 15-30 mins
    What our Server has to offer:
    • SMP World & Resource World
    • OneBlock & Skyblock Worlds

    Enjoy our incredible SMP world where you can explore and create unique builds and visit other players areas and shops! Warp to our Resource World to gather all your materials for builds!

    Wanting something different than the SMP? Play our other game modes, fit with Challenges, Generators, Quests and a Unique Oneblock Phase experience like no other! What makes us Unique?

    • We have an expansive Quality of Life plugin list, some even paid plugins to help improve your experience and make playing on our Server interesting.

    A few of these plugins include Arcade Games, Treefeller, Quests, Chat games, Tweaks, Leveling/Skills, Custom Enchants, Shops, Warps, Homes, Crates, Infinite Villager Trading and Improved Stonecutting Recipes!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Towns Built: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • End It Minecraft Server

    End It Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about diving into a lava-filled dungeon to rescue a group of lost villagers who have been taken captive by evil pandas?

    But wait, there’s more! Want to test your courage and survival skills? Join our “End it All” challenge where players must overcome their will to live and see who can be the last one standing! It’s a crazy ride that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest, most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Buildings Constructed: 9
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dandan’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

    Dandan’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We may not have special powers, but we do have mechas! That’s right, giant robots roaming around the server causing chaos and destruction (in a fun way, of course).

    But that’s not all – our server has a rich history of saving Earth not once, but twice! How, you ask? Well, let’s just say our players are so skilled and strategic that they were able to defeat alien invasions and natural disasters with ease. We’re basically the Avengers of Minecraft.

    And let’s not forget about KINGta, the legendary player who single-handedly took down a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword. He may not be the hero we wanted, but he’s definitely the hero we needed.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you pilot mechas, save the world, and witness epic battles like KINGta vs. the creepers? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Towns Built: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 31 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MommaCraft Minecraft Server

    MommaCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this entitled houseguest from hell.

    Picture this: you log in to the server and immediately find yourself in a virtual world filled with chaos and craziness. Just like the unexpected arrival of a friend and her baby who turn your peaceful apartment into a war zone. Will you be able to navigate through the drama and set boundaries like a pro, or will you end up being labeled as the villain by random strangers?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of dealing with entitled guests who think they own the place, just like this friend who demanded the main apartment and refused to follow the rules. Can you handle the pressure and stand your ground, or will you crack under the pressure and give in to their outrageous demands?

    Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected plot twists, and a whole lot of drama. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the craziness in the world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 131 Gods Slained: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Astral Projections Made: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RentFreeFamDrama

    RentFreeFamDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for the craziest virtual escapade you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible roommates in real life? Well, on our server, you can build your own virtual apartment and never have to worry about moochers or unwanted guests moving in without your permission! Plus, you can charge them rent in diamonds – because why not?

    Experience the thrill of standing up to your virtual family members who think they can take advantage of you! Set boundaries, demand payment for rent, and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. And if they try to bring their boyfriends or girlfriends into your virtual space without permission, you can kick them out without any real-life consequences!

    Join our server now and unleash your inner landlord as you navigate through crazy family dynamics, financial disputes, and drama-filled roommate situations – all in the safe and hilarious world of Minecraft! Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Mines Excavated: 4277
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoobieReborn – Minecraft SMP

    NoobieReborn – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of mining your first diamond all over again! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items – shh, don’t tell anyone! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you join our wacky world of blocky adventures. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and relive the thrill of discovering new things in Minecraft all over again!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 42 Star Shards Collected: 126
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCarnaval

    CraftyCarnaval
    Forget about samba and soccer, because on our Minecraft server, Brazil is all about building epic structures and surviving in the wild jungle! Join us for a crazy adventure where you can ride giant parrots, battle mobs with bananas, and even discover hidden treasure buried by ancient Mayans (or maybe just a sneaky player). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride through the rainforest – just watch out for those pesky creepers disguised as capybaras! Join us now and experience the true spirit of Brazil in a whole new way!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Farms Harvested: 912 Epic Quests Completed: 21
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Ores Mined: 2821
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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