Yo, imagine this: a Minecraft SMP where the fate of future generations depends on the decisions we make in-game! Like, if we build a giant chicken statue, maybe chickens will rule the world in the future or something. And if we create a secret underground base, maybe that will be the key to saving humanity from a zombie apocalypse! Join us and be a part of shaping the future in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Plus, there’s a rumor that the server owner is actually a time-traveling llama who’s here to guide us to greatness. Don’t miss out on this wild ride!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 98 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP

    Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

    Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

    So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 13
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Magic Items Found: 1935
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CookCraftCo

    CookCraftCo
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food compatibility in relationships! Are you tired of spending hours crafting the perfect meal in-game, only for your partner to turn up their nose at it like it’s a creeper about to explode? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all flavors and spices!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of cooking up a storm in Minecraft, only to have your virtual spouse appreciate every bite like it’s the last pork chop in the world. Our community is filled with foodies who understand that in-game cooking is a love language, and we don’t settle for anything less than a full belly and a happy heart.

    Don’t be stuck in a virtual kitchen with someone who thinks a spoonful of broth is the plague – join our server and find your culinary soulmate! Who knows, you might even meet someone who appreciates your pixelated creations more than your real-life partner ever could. So come on, grab your diamond sword and your golden carrots, and let’s cook up some fun together!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RegretfulCraft: No Prostitute Villagers Allowed

    RegretfulCraft: No Prostitute Villagers Allowed
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality!

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, ride pigs into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

    Our server is so epic, even men who lost their virginity to a prostitute have found solace and redemption here. That’s right, our server is so magical, it can even heal the wounds of a broken heart!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MissileDefenseCraft

    MissileDefenseCraft
    lol so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like having 100 troops deploy to operate anti-missile systems in israel? well, u r in luck cuz our server is just as intense and action-packed as that! join us for crazy battles and heightened tensions that will have u on the edge of ur blocky seat. come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 7706
    Chimeras Created: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Dimension Hops: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nail Clipping Simulator

    Nail Clipping Simulator
    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell ya why you gotta hop on dis train ASAP! So like, did you know that on dis server, your fingernails and hair make a noise when they grow?! It’s like, so tiny and slow that you can’t even hear it, but it’s happenin’ man! And like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, bruh.

    On dis server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and cows that can do the moonwalk like MJ! We even got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie all night long. And if that ain’t enough to make you wanna join, then get this – we got a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks just waiting for you to find it!

    So what are you waitin’ for, homie? Come join us on dis wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible and the fun never stops! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Exploding Creepers SMP 1.21: Explosive Fun for All! Join now for a blast with friends and new adventures!

    Exploding Creepers SMP 1.21: Explosive Fun for All! Join now for a blast with friends and new adventures!

    Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

    Features Description
    Lite RPG Experience
    Excellent QoL Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
    Voting System
    Player Owned Economy Sell items at your own price
    Cross-Platform Play Play with friends on different MC versions via ViaVersion and Geyser
    Informative Discord Discord-to-Minecraft chatting
    Custom Help Menu Available 24/7 for assistance

    Website: chargedcreeper.com Discord Channel: discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com Bedrock Port: 25566

    Charged Creeper Minecraft Server FAQ

    Q: Is the server whitelisted?

    A: No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join anytime!

    Q: Can I play with friends on different platforms?

    A: Yes, you can play with friends on different Minecraft versions using ViaVersion and Geyser.

    Q: What rewards do I get from the voting system?

    A: You will receive a Voting Crate Key and a pinata for additional rewards.

    Q: Is there a player-owned economy on the server?

    A: Yes, you can sell items at your chosen price in the player-owned economy.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 4825 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 20
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cute but Weak Minecraft Server

    Cute but Weak Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your strength and power? Look no further than our server, where even Gilgamesh himself would be impressed by your skills! Our server is filled with cute players who may seem weak at first, but don’t be fooled – they’re just waiting to unleash their inner warriors and dominate the game. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Gilgamesh when you’ve got us?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Towns Built: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SMP Minecraft Daily Kouiu no ga Ii Chapter 2 Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable

    SMP Minecraft Daily Kouiu no ga Ii Chapter 2 Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do what we want, when we want, with whoever we want! It’s like a love hotel for gamers, where you can build relationships and have a good time together without any labels holding you back.

    Join us for some comfy love and lots of blocky adventures. Who needs past relationships when you can join us and find your new Minecraft soulmate? Maybe you’ll meet your in-game love interest while building a giant pixel art heart together.

    Murata and Tomoka found each other through a game online, just like you could find your new best friend or maybe something more on our server. So come join us and let’s create some epic love stories in the world of Minecraft! Chapter 1 of your new adventure starts now.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Mines Excavated: 1039
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Enchantments Applied: 129

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CologneCraft Minecraft Server

    CologneCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of receiving expensive cologne for your birthday instead of the things you actually need? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where cologne costs more than your laptop! Our server is filled with diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them and sell for a profit. Who needs cologne when you can smell like success with all the riches you’ll find on our server?

    Forget about family drama and join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be ungrateful for is not joining sooner. Build your dream mansion out of emerald blocks, ride a pig into battle against creepers, and show your mom just how grateful you can be when you’re living your best Minecraft life. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn virtual riches into real-life happiness on our server. Join now and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest player in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 19 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockBeastCraft

    BlockBeastCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with the drama of questionable influencers like MrBeast and Logan Paul? Looking for a safe haven where your kids can play without being influenced by shady characters? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and zero drama. Our server is a MrBeast and Logan Paul-free zone, so you can rest easy knowing your kids are in good hands. Plus, we have a strict no-tantrum policy – because who has time for that?

    So come on over and join the fun! Build, explore, and make new friends in a world free from questionable influences. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon some hidden treasure or uncover a secret dungeon. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 18 Rune Stones Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ColdWarCraft SMP

    ColdWarCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Back in the days of the Cold War, a group of top-secret scientists created a Minecraft server so epic, it could bring world peace. But things went awry when a rogue creeper got loose and blew up their lab, scattering the server IP across the internet. Now, only the bravest and most daring players can find it and unlock its true potential.

    Join us on this wild journey as we battle evil mobs, build epic bases, and uncover the mysteries of the Cold War. Who knows what secrets lie within this server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 243 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Potions Brewed: 102
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Magic Items Found: 1005 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • YouTubeWeirdosCraft

    YouTubeWeirdosCraft
    Are you tired of watching weird YouTube videos and not being able to share your confusion with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with bizarre builds, wacky mini-games, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Our community is made up of fellow YouTube weirdos who will not only appreciate your strange tastes but also encourage you to embrace them even more.

    From recreating viral videos in pixel art form to hosting dance parties in virtual nightclubs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time watching weird stuff alone when you can join us and experience it in a whole new way? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 33 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Runes Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BanCraft Minecraft Server

    BanCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together. this server is so lit that even india didn’t sign a letter of support for the u.n. secretary-general after getting banned by israel. that’s how crazy and wild things get on this server.

    join us if you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable minecraft community out there. we have secret underground bases, giant rollercoasters that defy gravity, and even a pet dragon that roams around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players.

    plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine dancing with zombies and skeletons while a dj creeper spins sick beats. it’s a party you won’t want to miss.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 77 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Magic Items Found: 8408

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NursingHomeRaid: RocketRumbleMC

    NursingHomeRaid: RocketRumbleMC
    LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can escape from all da craziness happenin in da real world like Hezbollah drones hittin nursing homes and rockets rainin on Israel during Yom Kippur.

    On dis server, u can build ur own bomb shelter to hide from all da drama and even create ur own army of llamas to fight off any intruders. We got crazy mini-games like “Dodge the Rocket” and “Llama Wars” where u can show off ur skills and dominate da competition.

    So come join us on dis wild ride and let’s escape reality together in da most epic way possible!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Toddler GoBot Fun Land

    Toddler GoBot Fun Land
    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robot playmates for ur toddlers, fam! imagine ur lil munchkins runnin around da room, gettin all hyped up and active with a toddler-sized GoBot. dis ain’t no regular server, dis da place where ur kids gonna be doin backflips and cartwheels while playin minecraft, all thanks to our foam-padded robot homies. join now and watch ur toddlers level up in real life and in da game, yo! #robotplaymates #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Animals Bred: 172 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Star Shards Collected: 196
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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