FutureCraft: No Time for Procrastination | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty LOLG Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for our special event where you can play as Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, Esports Fan Trundle, and Ann-Sivir-sary! Can you imagine Gragas jamming out on his barrel drums while Neeko struts her stuff in the latest cosplay fashion? It’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane builds and wacky account stats that will blow your mind. Want to see a giant chicken riding a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds? We’ve got it! Want to check out your stats and see how many times you’ve been defeated by a pack of angry llamas? We’ve got that too!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3987	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	New Chunks Explored:	444372
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Press A Minecraft SMP Yes/No? Final Fantasy X FULL MOVIE Continue

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Are you tired of mindlessly mashing buttons to watch cutscenes in Final Fantasy 10? Do you want to escape the meandering bullshit of Al Bhed desert and the juvenile religious themes that make you want to scream? Then join our Minecraft SMP where you can create your own epic adventures and never have to deal with Seymour or Jyscal ever again!

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, like fighting off creepers with nothing but a wooden sword or building a giant statue of a llama just because you can. Don’t waste your time on Reddit praising mediocre writing, come join us and experience true creativity and chaos like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the boring cutscenes behind and embark on a journey full of laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Potions Brewed:	53
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	174
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mines Excavated:	4636

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

FauxFriendship – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever been mining for diamonds with your so-called “friend” only to have them steal all the loot and run off into the sunset? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for backstabbing, betrayal, and plenty of drama as we navigate the treacherous waters of friendship in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs real friends when you can have virtual ones who will steal your diamonds and laugh in your face? Join us now for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and questionable alliances. Just remember, trust no one, especially that guy who keeps building TNT cannons outside your base.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Crops Grown:	1961	New Chunks Explored:	348581
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyCuisine

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Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a gourmet feast for your gaming taste buds!

Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world with a side of epic adventures and a sprinkle of hilarious shenanigans. Our server is so deliciously fun that even the Ender Dragon wants a seat at our table!

So come on down and take a bite out of the best dish you’ll ever eat in Minecraft! Just be warned, our server is so addictive that you may never want to leave. Bon appétit!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Dragon Eggs Found:	7100
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Elon’s Crafty World

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hey u, yea u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even elon musk’s x got in trouble for playing on it in brazil? yea, that’s right, this server is so freakin awesome that even elon musk couldn’t resist. but don’t worry, he just had to pay a lil fine and now he’s back online, ready to craft and build with the rest of us.

join us on this epic server where the mobs are so tough, they make the wither look like a baby zombie. we’ve got dungeons that will make your head spin and treasure that will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams.

plus, we’ve got the best community around. everyone is super friendly and always willing to lend a hand. so what are u waiting for? come join us on this crazy minecraft adventure and see why even elon musk couldn’t stay away.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

FearCraft: SpeakEasy Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can say WHATEVER you want without fear of judgement or backlash! we have created a safe space for all players to express themselves freely, whether you believe in building giant banana statues or think that pigs should rule the world, we’ve got you covered!

our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. from fighting off hordes of evil chickens to racing llamas through obstacle courses, there is never a dull moment on our server.

we even have a secret underground society of talking cows who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, that’s a secret you’ll have to uncover for yourself! join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into next!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	202
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Farms Harvested:	944
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Adventure awaits in Avalon: The Server That’s Been Online Longer Than Most Marriages!

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Minecraft Server: Avalon

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Server IP	defend.avalon.today

Overview: Avalon is an mmoRPG server in its purest form, combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline, and 14 final bosses, it offers a unique gameplay experience within the Minecraft world.

Features:

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
14 Daily Raid Bosses with epic rewards
Dungeons
Custom Skills and Magic Spells
Co-operative Towny environment
Global Market system and Auctions
And much more!

Server Rules:

No griefing or stealing
No scamming
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	423	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Holy Shit Minecraft Server: Filter Wonders

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that filter out all the fun stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the wild west of Minecraft! We don’t censor anything, so you can let your creativity run wild without any restrictions.

Join us if you want to build a giant penis castle, roleplay as a sexy genderfluid robot boy, or create a virtual world where interracial french kissing is the norm. Our server is a haven for all the freaks, geeks, and weirdos who want to express themselves in the most outrageous ways possible.

So come on down to our server and let your freak flag fly high! Just remember, anything goes here, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	237
Players Killed by Monsters:	2200	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Minecraft SMP – Viral Reality Gang #1632

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for our Euro Beta Testing Edition, where you can experience “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering” in the most hilarious way possible.

Choose from a variety of VR headsets, because why settle for just one when you can have them all? And don’t forget to check out our game recommendations, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll find yourself in.

Explore our VRC screenshots by world and get lost in the madness of our game resources. From Assetto Corsa to Minecraft (Vanilla+), we’ve got everything you need to keep the fun going.

But that’s not all – join us for our regularly hosted multiplayer games, from EU Pavlov to NA Walkabout Minigolf. And don’t miss out on our VRChat events, where things get even crazier.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic Pokemon Gijinka Event or battling it out in our Idol Event. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NoDramaMom’s Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Well, look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and friendship drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: your daughter and her friend Emily are in a heated battle over a ruler. Who will come out on top? Will they reconcile their differences or will the ruler be the ultimate downfall of their friendship? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and witness the epic showdown between two moms as they duke it out over their daughters’ friendship. Will they be able to come to a resolution or will the drama never end? You’ll have to join to find out!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of emotions, friendship, and rulers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8428	Crops Grown:	3765
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BroBroBrokeIt – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some real excitement in your Minecraft gameplay? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of adventure and chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering family secrets, betrayal, and financial scandals that will make your head spin! Who needs reality TV when you can witness drama like this unfold right in front of your eyes?

Forget about building houses and farming crops, come to our server and witness the ultimate showdown between siblings over stolen college funds. Will you choose to betray your brother for the greater good, or will you stand by and watch the drama unfold?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re Tom, of course)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BFFSecrets Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your best friend always stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we encourage diamond theft! In fact, it’s a requirement to join the server. We have a whole economy based on stealing from each other, and the more diamonds you steal, the higher your rank becomes. So join now and show your best friend who the real diamond thief is!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyCreeper69

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Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans!

Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Or maybe you’ll come across a group of friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug instead of blowing you up.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SunflowerGrieferz

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can unleash your inner artist and create masterpieces like vincent van gogh! but watch out, because just like in real life, your beautiful creations might get vandalized by mischievous players! it’s a wild west out here, where anything can happen, including art crimes and epic battles for survival. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next van gogh of minecraft! join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crops Grown:	3200
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Star Gazing Alien Hangout

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So, like, imagine if these aliens were like, “Yo, let’s play Minecraft together on this EPIC server!” And you’re just there like, “HECK YEAH, let’s do this!”

This server is like, the ultimate hangout spot for aliens and humans alike. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese.

Join us and you’ll get to build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a llama into battle, and maybe even discover the lost city of Atlantis hidden deep within the ocean.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this out-of-this-world Minecraft server and let’s create some intergalactic chaos together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Crops Grown:	2976	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Star Shards Collected:	175
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Potions Brewed:	187	Pirate Ships Captured:	1