New Minecraft Servers

FurryCraft: Where Furries Pounce on You Before You Even Know What Hit You!

FurryCraft: Where Furries Pounce on You Before You Even Know What Hit You!

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with furries who only want one thing from you and then ghost you like a creeper in the night? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is a furry-free zone! No more awkward encounters with players who only want to “mate” with you and then disappear faster than an Enderman in the shadows.

Join our server and experience a world where furries are banned for their shady behavior. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs without the fear of being harassed by furries looking for a quick fling. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all furry creatures, so you can play in peace without worrying about unwanted advances.

So why wait? Join our furry-free Minecraft server today and say goodbye to those pesky sex pests once and for all!

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GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MineFitCraft

    MineFitCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you know what’s even healthier than eating your veggies and exercising? Joining our Minecraft server, of course! Rumor has it that our virtual world is so immersive, it’s like doing a full-body workout while munching on a salad made of diamonds and emeralds. Plus, our community is so friendly and supportive, you’ll feel like you’re getting a daily dose of vitamin C (for Creeper protection, of course). So come on, join us and get ready to level up your health game in the most epic way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyBiden’sUkraineAid Minecraft Server

    CraftyBiden’sUkraineAid Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we give out more diamonds than the biden administration gives out aid packages to ukraine! we got $1.2 billion worth of goodies waiting for you, just like how the usa gives aid to other countries! build your own empire and rule like a president, but without all the politics and stuff. plus, our server is so lit, even reuters is reporting on it! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CartoonCrazeMC: Behead the Blocks!

    CartoonCrazeMC: Behead the Blocks!

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit u gonna be blowin up creepers left n right. we got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, n a community dat is more tight-knit den a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

    u know wat else? we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest items, like diamonds, emeralds, n even enchanted golden apples. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

    oh, n did i mention we have a pet dragon that flies around the server, breathin fire n causin chaos? yea, u heard me right. so come join us on dis wild ride, where every day is a new adventure n u never know wat craziness will happen next. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • School Shooters R Us

    School Shooters R Us

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we train you for the ultimate school shooting experience! we have virtual classrooms, target practice, and even a cafeteria where you can practice your aim on unsuspecting students!

    join now and show off your skills to all your friends! who needs a job when you can be the ultimate school shooter in minecraft?!

    come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the games begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Ice Sheet Meltdown Mayhem

    Ice Sheet Meltdown Mayhem

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where the ice melts faster than you can say “creeper!” our ice sheet is thinning faster than your patience waiting for a slow internet connection. with ESA and NASA satellites keeping an eye on things, you can watch the ice disappear in real time!

    from 2010 to 2023, the ice sheet thinned by a whopping 1.2 meters on average. but wait, there’s more! the ablation zone saw thinning over five times larger, a jaw-dropping 6.4 meters on average!

    so come on down to our server and witness the melting ice sheet like never before. build your own igloo before it’s too late! who needs polar bears when you have melting ice to keep you company? join now for a meltdown of epic proportions!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP