Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, because lurking in the shadows are AI creatures with big honking tits and clapping asses! And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special request for more seal girl creations. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on this server? So come on and join the fun, if you dare!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Dragons Tamed: 1
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY