Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, because lurking in the shadows are AI creatures with big honking tits and clapping asses! And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special request for more seal girl creations. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on this server? So come on and join the fun, if you dare!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Magic Items Found: 1274
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Star Shards Collected: 194
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY