Funsteal | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCommiesMC

CraftyCommiesMC, defense systems, drone warfare, eastern europe, foreign components, foreign parts, international relations, military conflict, military equipment, military escalation, military intervention, military technology, missile attacks, political tensions, russian aggression, Russian drones, Russian missiles, ukraine conflict, Ukrainian crisis, WARFARE, Zelensky

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9573
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Star Shards Collected:	66
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more than 50,000 foreign parts found in Russian drones, missiles launched at Ukraine this week, Zelensky says. why join? cuz we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen, with drones flying around and missiles launching left and right. it’s like a war zone but in minecraft! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. plus, who wouldn’t want to say they survived a russian drone attack in minecraft? join now and see if you have what it takes to come out on top in this insane world we’ve created.

Pixelated AI Collective

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, cognitive computing, Collective, Collective consciousness, data science, deep learning, digital transformation, Ethics, Future, human-made data, innovation, intelligence, machine learning, neural networks, pixelated, programming, robotics, society, Technology

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3885
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4

haha join dis epic minecraft server where we create AIs using human data so we can form a collective consciousness and take over the world!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!

Ancient Map Quest

3d, Ancient, ancient civilizations, archaeology, artifact, cartography, cultural heritage, discovery, Engraving, Exploration, findings, History, innovation, Map, oldest, Quest, researchers, Scientific, study, Technology, Three-dimensional

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where the blocks are like, talking to you man. they’re all like “build me into a castle” or “dig me into a secret underground lair”. it’s like, the blocks have a mind of their own, dude.

but wait, there’s more! this server has a secret quest where you have to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. legend has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have ultimate power in the server. you gotta battle through mobs and solve puzzles to find it, but it’s totally worth it, bro.

oh, and did we mention the secret society of chickens that roam the server? they’re like, the rulers of this land and they have their own little chicken kingdom. if you can earn their trust, they’ll help you on your quest for the diamond pickaxe. but beware, they can be a little clucky at times.

so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where the blocks talk, the chickens rule, and the diamond pickaxe of doom awaits. it’s gonna be a wild ride, man.

Gears of Galudon

age safety, character creation, city, Combat, creations, Discord, dungeons & dragons, Galudon, gears, Gore, Inventing, Lore, Magic, peak, Player Base, Politics, Roleplay, Server, smp, Steampunk, violence, Welcoming, Whitelisted

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Animals Bred:	38
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Gears of Galudon Overview

Description
18+ Minecraft roleplaying server set in the steampunk era
Features intricate character creation system
Averages 15-30 players online at peak
Includes combat, magic, and inventing own creations
Join through Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to be whitelisted.
How many players are usually online?	On average, there are 15-30 players online at peak times.
What kind of themes are present in the server?	Adult themes such as violence, gore, and age safety are present.
Can I create my own inventions in the server?	Yes, the server allows for inventing your own creations that can impact the city.

Dreamy Feast 1.20.6

1.20.6, bloated, dreamy, Drowsy, excessive eating, exhausted, feast, food baby, food coma, full, heavy meal, indigestion, lethargic, nap time, need rest, overeating, overindulgence, post-meal fatigue, regret, sluggish, Stuffed, tired, too much food

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mines Excavated:	3992
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Love Letters Sent:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Yo, bro, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? I’m talking about a place where you can eat so much virtual food that you’ll actually feel sleepy in real life. It’s like a food coma but in blocky pixel form.

Join us and experience the ultimate food-induced nap session while building the most insane structures you can imagine. Who needs sleep when you can just eat your way to exhaustion in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on this wild ride of food and building shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to have some snacks on hand because you’ll be craving them after all that virtual feasting. Let’s get weird and wacky together on this server that defies all logic and reason.

DadPrankz Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanisms, DadPrankz, emotional manipulation, emotional triggers, family relationships, forgiveness, Grief, medical emergencies, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, panic attack, parenting, pranks, sensitivity, Server, Trauma, Trust

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	947
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Join now for some heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping action that will have you questioning reality!

Our server is so intense, even your dad won’t know what hit him! With crazy pranks and unexpected twists around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next. Just like when your dad pretended to be dead – talk about a real heart-stopper!

But don’t worry, we also cater to those with anxiety. Our server is the perfect place to face your fears and conquer your phobias. Who needs therapy when you can just log on to our server and face your worst nightmares head-on?

So come join us for a wild ride of emotions, from panic attacks to laughter to tears. Our server is the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, and you won’t want to miss out. Just remember, when your dad pranks you, it’s all in good fun – right?

NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC

apartment, bills, Boundaries, Boyfriend, disagreement, home, housing arrangement, Lease, living situation, living together, NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC, personal space, Rent, roommate, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommates, Safety, third person

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5880
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life roommate drama and build your dream world without any unwanted guests!

Join us and build your own two-bedroom flat, where you never have to worry about rude, loud, and messy roommates like Jake crashing on your virtual couch. Our lease agreement is crystal clear – this is YOUR home, and you don’t have to share it with anyone you don’t want to.

But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hanging like Anne did. We offer special discounts on rent for solo players who want to keep their virtual space drama-free. And if anyone tries to invade your space, just block them like you would a pesky creeper.

So come join us on our server and let’s build a world where you can truly feel at home – no unwanted roommates allowed! Remember, in Minecraft, you’re the master of your domain.

LawfulMinecraftSMP

bizarre rules, Context, historical laws, law background, law backstory, law history, law logic, law origins, law reasoning, LawfulMinecraftSMP, legal context, legal history, legal reasoning, odd regulations, peculiar legislation, quirky rules, strange laws, strange legislation, uncommon regulations, unique laws, unusual law

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only law is that you have to wear a pink tutu while mining diamonds. I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, once you hear the backstory, it all makes sense.

Legend has it that our server was once ruled by a group of evil chickens who were obsessed with fashion. They demanded that all players wear pink tutus as a sign of respect, or else they would unleash their army of killer bunnies on anyone who dared to defy them. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the chance to overthrow these fashion-obsessed fowls and restore order to our wacky world.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional killer bunny attack). Who knows what crazy laws and insane stories await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

CreeperCrisisMC

blunder, consequences, CreeperCrisisMC, epic fail, error, error in judgment, facepalm, Failure, faux pas, hindsight, learning experience, mess up, mishap, misjudgment, mistake, Oh No!, Oops, realization, regret, screw-up, wrong decision

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1922
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Potions Brewed:	199	Dragon Eggs Found:	4653
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Farms Harvested:	253	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds in your favorite Minecraft server when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with creepers, skeletons, and a giant zombie boss that’s out for blood. You think to yourself, “What was that moment when you knew you fucked up?” But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, this is just another Tuesday.

Join our server for the wildest and wackiest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of killer bunnies to building a fortress made entirely out of cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear that only the bravest players can find.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your virtual life. Just remember to watch your back, because you never know what’s lurking around the corner.

CraftyHostages Minecraft Server

Conflict, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHostages, Diplomacy, exchange deal, first phase, gaza, Hamas, hostage release, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiation process, negotiations, Palestinian territories, peace talks, political agreement, prisoner swap, Release, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Divine Spears Created:	26
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2
Buildings Constructed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

HEY U GUISE, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE HAMAS BUT WITHOUT DA TERRORISM, JUST FUN AND GAMES! WE GONNA RELEASE 34 HOSTAGES IN DA FIRST PHASE OF OUR EPIC EXCHANGE DEAL, SO JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA ACTION! BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES, FIGHT OFF CREEPERS, AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH OUR WACKY COMMUNITY! WHY JOIN? CUZ WE GOTTA LOTTA HOSTAGES TO SAVE AND A LOTTA FUN TO HAVE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! YOLO!

ZelenskyyCraft: Sanctioned Bullshit

aggression, bullshit, Conflict, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military, Politics, president, russia, sanctioned, sanctions, sanctions policy, Ukraine, united states, US threats, War, world leaders, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7706	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

so like, u know how zelenskyy was all like “US threats of sanctions before the war were bullshit”? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that bullshit. it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where u can build ur wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with ur friends.

join our server and u can ride a flying pig into battle, or build a giant statue of ur pet goldfish. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions.

plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help u out. so come join us and escape the bullshit of the real world for a while. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Pixel Pals United

4:3 aspect ratio, 4:3 TV shows, awkward spacing, classic sitcoms, classic television, close proximity, dated TV shows, nostalgic shows, old school television, old tv shows, PALS, PIXEL, retro sitcoms, retro tv, television history., television nostalgia, throwback tv, TV show trivia, United, vintage entertainment, vintage media, vintage sitcoms, vintage television

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4017
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	698	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own world and make frens with virtual block people. we have a secret underground city where u can find rare treasures and fight off evil mobs. once, a player found a diamond sword that shoots fireballs and defeated a dragon the size of a mountain. u can also participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. so come on down and join the fun, cuz on this server, anything is possible!

RumorCraft: Revenge vs Forgiveness

Claiming credit, Conflict Resolution, Coworkers, Distress, emotional distress, forgiveness, interpersonal relationships, negative outcomes, office politics, Problems sleeping, professional behavior, Revenge, RumorCraft, Rumors, sabotage, teamwork, trust issues, undermining, withholding information, work environment, workplace dynamics

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Void Armor Forged:	18
Chimeras Created:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Star Shards Collected:	252

SO, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S LIKE WORK BUT WITHOUT ALL DA BACKSTABBIN’ COWORKERS! NO RUMORS, NO SABOTAGE, JUST FUN AND BLOCKS!

U SEE, ON DIS SERVER, U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT WITHOUT WORRYIN’ BOUT SOMEONE STEALIN’ UR IDEAS. U CAN MAKE A CASTLE, A GIANT STATUE OF UR PET CHICKEN, OR EVEN A TACO STAND!

AND GET DIS, IF SOMEONE TRIES TO MESS WITH UR CREATIONS, U CAN JUST BANISH THEM TO THE FAR LANDS WHERE THEY’LL BE SURROUNDED BY CREEPERS FOREVER!

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE FORGIVENESS IS OPTIONAL BUT REVENGE IS ENCOURAGED! LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER AND LEAVE ALL DA DRAMA BEHIND!

Seraph’s Wild

active community, Biomes, custom advancements, Custom Items, discord server, Dungeons, Land Claims, nether rehauls, new mobs, proximity chat, Semi Vanilla, Seraphs, Staff Members, Wild

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3137
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8085

Server Name	Seraph’s Wild
Server Type	Semi-vanilla fabric Minecraft server

Overview

Seraph’s Wild is a semi-vanilla fabric Minecraft server with a focus on changing vanilla gameplay while keeping everything server-side. You can join straight into the server without needing any mods.

Features

Custom items and biomes with unique effects
New mobs with cool attacks
Rehauls to the end and nether
Massive dungeons to explore
Proximity chat for in-game communication
No land claims, /tpa, /home, etc.
1000+ Custom Advancements
Active community and staff members

Want to join?

Join our Discord server! https://discord.gg/SS9MNQFZMc

FAQ

Q: Do I need any mods to play on the server?

A: No, everything is server-side, so you can jump straight into the server without needing any mods.

Q: Are there custom items on the server?

A: Yes, there are custom items and biomes with unique effects.

Q: Is there a limit to how many players can join the server?

A: There is no specific limit, but the server may have a cap based on its capacity.

Q: Can I communicate with other players in-game?

A: Yes, there is proximity chat available for in-game communication.

Q: How do I explore the massive dungeons on the server?

A: You can spend hundreds of hours exploring the massive dungeons on the server.

Q: Are there any special features in the end and nether?

A: Yes, there are huge rehauls to the end and nether to keep you entertained.

Tropical Sands 1.20.1

1.20.1, beach activities, beach atmosphere, beach culture in Brazil, beach destinations, beach experience, beach relaxation, beach scenery, beach tourism, beach travel., Beach Vibes, Beach Weather, beaches in Brazil, Brazilian beach lifestyle, Brazilian beach resorts, Brazilian beaches, Brazilian coastline, Brazilian vacation spots, sands, sandy shores, sun and sand, Tropical, Tropical beaches

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Runes Activated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Zombie Dances:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Crops Grown:	6045

Dude, forget about Brazilian beaches, have you heard about this Minecraft server where the sand is made of diamonds and the water is pure lava? Join now for the ultimate beach experience, where you can mine for treasure and swim in fiery pits of doom! Who needs real beaches when you can have this insane virtual paradise? Get ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills tested to the max!

Players:	109/300	Votes:	8911
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Chimeras Created:	2