Funsteal | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Brazil’s Cash TB Blockers

95% CI, arr, Blockers, Brazil, Brazils, Cash, cash transfer program, economic impact, effects, extreme poverty, Healthcare, incidence, indigenous communities, Indigenous groups, mortality, poverty alleviation, public health, reduction, social protection, social welfare, tb, Tuberculosis, vulnerable populations

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	1944
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures ever! Our server is so lit that even Brazil’s cash transfer program couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

We’ve got crazy stats like reducing TB incidence by 41% and mortality by 31%. And get this, the effects are even stronger among Indigenous groups and those in extreme poverty. It’s like a magical potion that makes you invincible in the Minecraft world!

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy quests, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew a Minecraft server could have such a huge impact on public health? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

SAILOR SMP

15, active community, application, blue map, Build Competitions, Community, discord server, Effort, Essentialsx, Events, Graves, Imagemaps, luckperms, New server, optional proximity chat, PVP Events, Quality-of-life plugins, Sailor, Single player sleep, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

Sailor SMP Server

Looking for a vanilla focused, community oriented SMP where you can meet cool new people and stay true to the vanilla experience? Then join the Sailor SMP!

Quality of Life Plugins
Single Player Sleep
Blue Map
Optional Proximity Chat
Graves
ImageMaps

This server is still relatively new, but frequent events like build competitions, pvp events, and more are in the plans for the near future! If this sounds like fun to you, come and join our active community in the Sailor SMP!

Discord server: https://discord.gg/xkW2h4DAgP (Please actually put effort into your application)

FAQ

Q: How do I apply to join the Sailor SMP?

A: You can apply by joining our Discord server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the SMP?

A: While we aim to maintain a 15+ community, anyone is welcome to apply. We prioritize maturity and respect in our players.

Q: What kind of events can I expect on the Sailor SMP?

A: We plan to host build competitions, PvP events, and more in the near future. Stay tuned for announcements!

Cash Pain Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, abuse of power, Cash, Exploitation, financial abuse, financial control, financial domination, Greed, inflict pain for money, Manipulation, MONEY, money corrupts, money is control, money is evil, money is power, money rules, money talks, Pain, Realm, sadism, Suffering, Torment, wealth

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Love Letters Sent:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Yo yo yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because like, the pigs here are wearing top hats and monocles, like what even is that?! And the chickens? They’re all secretly plotting a revolution against the cows, it’s wild! Plus, the creepers are all trained in ballet, so you never know when they might bust out some sick moves while trying to blow you up. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re all speaking in Shakespearean English and throwing diamond blocks at each other like it’s confetti. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join this server, it’s a trip and a half!

CraftySuccess Minecraft Server

Author, best sellers, books, Communication, counseling, CraftySuccess, family, finances, Hiding, hobbies, income, joint account, Marriage, Minecraft, novel, pseudonym, Publishing, romance, royalties, separate accounts, Server, success, Wife

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7563
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	115	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of marriage, finances, and secret pseudonyms. Will you side with the author who struck it rich with a romantasy novel, or the wife who just discovered her husband’s hidden fortune? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive arguments and unexpected plot twists along the way.

Forget about building castles and farming crops, on our server, the real challenge is keeping your personal secrets hidden from your spouse. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of marriage counseling and come out on top? Only time will tell on our server, where every day is a new chapter in the saga of love, money, and Minecraft madness. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

CraftyCouple28

accomplishment, acknowledge, ah, Apology, Cash, college graduation, CraftyCouple28, daughter-in-law, DÍL, family, gift, grad school, hurt, justify, Overlook, parents, pride, REWARD, single mother, Son, text

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	5	New Chunks Explored:	102750
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate individual achievements in the most outrageous ways! Just like this 55-year-old mom who only gave cash to her son for graduating grad school because she raised him as a single mom. But don’t worry, we won’t overlook your accomplishments like she did to her DIL – we’ll throw a virtual party for you and shower you with diamonds! Join us and become part of a family that truly appreciates all your hard work, no matter how crazy it may seem!

AdultingSMP: Taxes & Responsibilities

adulting, AdultingSMP, aging, bills, budgeting, career advancement, Decision making, emotional maturity, financial stress, household chores, INDEPENDENCE, Life skills, mental health, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self-care, social expectations, TAXES, Time management, unexpected challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Emeralds Found:	3795	Alien Abductions:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Farms Harvested:	373	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

OMG guys, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like a magical wonderland on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate through interpretive dance and offer quests that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out relationship advice. It’s like Dr. Phil meets Animal Farm up in here.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to make you scream like a little girl. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and reenact scenes from Shakespeare plays. To be or not to be, that is the question.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

CraftyTortureLand

anxiety, coping mechanisms, CraftyTortureLand, daily torture, depression, emotional wellbeing, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindfulness, self-care, stress, support system, Therapy

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Towns Built:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Join our server and escape the daily torture of monotony! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So say goodbye to boring and hello to insanity – join us today and start living your best Minecraft life!

WarCrimeCraft Minecraft Server

Brazil, controversial case, criminal investigation, diplomatic incident, foreign relations, global news, government response, human rights violations, international justice, international law, Israeli soldier, justice system, legal implications, legal proceedings, Middle East conflict, military personnel, Minecraft, Police investigation, political tensions, Server, vacation, War Crimes, WarCrimeCraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9365
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Void Gems Collected:	36
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Towns Built:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

so like, this server is the bomb diggity yo. we got crazier than a squirrel on a caffeine high shenanigans happening all the time. like, one time, we had a llama riding contest and the winner got a pet dragon. true story bro.

also, we got this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every night. the DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, it’s lit af.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with mutant animals? yeah, you can ride a giant chicken or cuddle with a radioactive sheep. it’s wild, man.

join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. what more could you ask for, amirite?

CraftyUkraineWarz

aggression, ARMS, blinken, Conflict, CraftyUkraineWarz, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, hindsight, international relations, intervention, Invasion, military aid, Preparation, Support, Ukraine, US, War, weapons

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Buildings Constructed:	48	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
New Chunks Explored:	595350	Towns Built:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

lol so like, this server is lit af, like we knew what was up before it even happened, we sent arms to Ukraine like 5 months before the conflict started, we were just ahead of the game, ya know? Join our server and be part of the most epic predictions ever made in Minecraft history. Plus, we have unicorns roaming around and diamond armor that makes you invincible. Trust us, you wanna be part of this madness.

Toilet Water Fingers: The Minecraft Server

Accidents, awkward, bathroom, bathroom habits, cleanliness, EMBARRASSING, Fingers, fingers in water, Hands, hygiene, INCONVENIENCE, long hands, Minecraft, mishap, personal hygiene, restroom, Server, SIZE, TOILET, toilet water, UNCOMFORTABLE, Water, WIPING

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2849
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have toilets so big you can wash your hands without even trying! our players have been known to accidentally dip their fingers in the toilet water because they’re just so dang long! it’s a hilarious mishap that happens way too often on our server. don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see if you can avoid the toilet water fingers trap!

Hot Herbivore Haven

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diets, animal evolution, animal physiology, Animals, digestive challenges, Evolution, Haven, herbivore, herbivore evolution, Herbivores, herbivorous animals, higher body temperatures, hot, land vertebrates, plant based diet, plant-based diets, temperature adaptation, temperature effects, thermal regulation, vertebrate diets, vertebrate evolution

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30

come join our epic minecraft server where animals with higher body temperatures turn into herbivores, like what even? imagine a cow turning into a rabbit just because it’s too hot, like woah. it’s like a crazy evolution party up in here. we got all the major land vertebrate groups getting their herbivore on, dealing with those plant-based diet struggles like champs. it’s a wild ride, man. so come on over and witness the madness for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll see a lion munching on some grass or a crocodile chomping on a salad. anything is possible in this wacky world of ours.

Crafted Resort!

alliances, armor, battle, Bounty, building, Cosmetics, crafted, dragons, friendship, Fun, gameplay, Join, Kingdoms, Medieval Fantasy, Modded, proximity chat, resort, seasons system, Server, smp, Solo, Staff

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4134
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Minecraft Server: Crafted Resort

Overview:

Features	Modded server with Ice and Fire dragons, armor, building items, and cosmetics
Additional Features	Proximity chat, Bounty feature, Kingdoms system
Seasons	Season 1 theme: Medieval Fantasy

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Are there dragons on this server?	Yes, the server includes Ice and Fire dragons for players to interact with.
Is there a Kingdoms system in place?	Yes, players can form teams and apply to create official kingdoms for battles and alliances.
Are solo players allowed on the server?	Yes, there is no rule against staying solo on the server. Players can choose to play alone or join a team.
What is the theme of Season 1?	The theme for Season 1 is Medieval Fantasy, with a different theme for each season.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the following link: Join here

Neon Genesis Raising Project 1.20.6

1.20.6, Affair, comedy, Erotic, Falling, genesis, genre, GIANT, guardian, Jet Alone, Kadokawa Shoten, Manga, Neon, neon genesis evangelion, Osamu Takahashi, Parent, Project, Raising, Raising Project, ROBOT, romance, Romantic, Shinji Ikari, Shounen Ace, spin-off, Tropes, video game, Yui Ikari

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	946
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	266
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server that’s like Neon Genesis Evangelion on steroids? It’s like if Shinji Ikari was raising creepers instead of robots, bro!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate romance comedy spin-off where Shinji deals with all the drama of raising explosive creatures while trying to keep his own life together. It’s like a manga come to life, but with blocks and pickaxes, yo!

Forget about the original Neon Genesis Evangelion, this server is where the real action is at. Get ready for some erotic romantic comedy mixed with giant robotlike things – it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness of raising creepers in a world where falling is just part of the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? It’s gonna be lit!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

anniversary, aunt, babysit, Confidence, cousins, DAUGHTER, dress code, fairy tale, family drama, GirlMom, husband, Minecraft, New Year, npd, parents, relationship, Server, sister, under the stars, update, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingCraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a family dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalries, dress code debates, and heartwarming resolutions!

Embark on a quest to mend relationships with your virtual family members, just like this player did with her sister. Will you be able to convince your sister to let you wear what you want to family gatherings? Will you finally be allowed to talk about your accomplishments without judgment? Only time will tell on our server!

Experience the joy of a fairytale wedding under the stars, complete with a cute checkerboard dress and a handsome prince by your side. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own happily ever after in Minecraft?

Join now and unlock the ultimate gift of family acceptance and love. Plus, you might even score some babysitting gigs for your virtual niece! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures waiting for you on our server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and start your own epic family saga!

BabyBlockParty

BabyBlockParty, family boundaries, mother-in-law boundaries, newborn boundaries, newborn boundaries with family, newborn boundaries with visitors, newborn care, newborn health, newborn health guidelines, newborn health precautions, newborn holding restrictions, newborn holding rules, newborn hospital rules, newborn immunity, newborn safety, newborn visitation policy, NICU baby, NICU nurse, NICU visitation, preemie baby, restricting who holds newborn

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3922
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Emeralds Found:	1043
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can set strict boundaries like this mom did for her preemie baby? Look no further! Our server is so exclusive, only the parents (you) are allowed to hold any virtual babies in the game. No sneaky grandparents or random players can snatch them up without your permission. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no viruses allowed” policy, so your baby avatars will stay safe and healthy. Plus, we offer daily updates on in-game progress, just like this mom did for her real baby. Join now and experience the ultimate protective parenting experience in Minecraft!

Players:	94/600	Votes:	2184
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	539666
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1