Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	709
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Potions Brewed:	90
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

Farzy

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Dragons Tamed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Animals Bred:	92

A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

play.farzysmp.com

The Crown

Creative, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mines Excavated:	2187	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

thecrownmc.com

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Animals Bred:	104	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	201
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

mcnoobs.info

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Runes Activated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

playexalia.com:26260

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4225
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

play.fairandsquaremc.com

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4759
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
New Chunks Explored:	299144	Emeralds Found:	3774

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

play.elivius.net

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

equilibriumsurvival.com

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9854
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Minedoms.com

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7673
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

play.minearchy.com

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Potions Brewed:	116	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

play.suralt.net

Safe Haven

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2265
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

safehavensmp.apexmc.co

CandyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8439
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	60	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Emek Skyblock and Faction Server You can buy vip etc with gems More things like Digger Minion farmer minion Collector Minion are available in our game ip: mc.candycraft.net

mc.candycraft.net

ChickenCraft

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	970	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

A basic factions, PVP, vanilla, anarchy server. Wage war and conquer the server! The server is dedicated and is run 24/7. There really are limited rules, as we appreciate enjoying classic Minecraft.

chickencraft.apexmc.co

WinterMC

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

WinterMC is a competitive skyblock server that released earlier this year and is rapidly growing

IP Address: play.wintermc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/wintermc Store: https://store.wintermc.net/

wintermc.net

Pyramid Corp.

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9824
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2693	Dragon Eggs Found:	2980
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Pyramid Corp (beta) is a simple, secure and 100% free Minecraft server where you can join using unofficial Minecraft accounts or official accounts. You can play minigames like Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Prop Hunt, Speed Builders, TNT Run, Color Shuffle and more to come (suggestions open!). You can also try our Survival World and discover all the surprises and custom features we have prepared for you. Join with your friends and have a look!

pyramidcorp.gameserv.me