Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5370
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mines Excavated:	1059
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Farms Harvested:	600	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Votes:	5427
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Star Shards Collected:	136	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Void Armor Forged:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1347
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	427
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Towns Built:	5
Farms Harvested:	900	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1858
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Buildings Constructed:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	21

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4983
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Animals Bred:	116

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Crops Grown:	4773	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Magic Items Found:	7947
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

play.yomnetwork.ca