Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

funny, Funny Moments, funny sports, hilarious sports, Minecraft, Shit, shithousery, smp, sports, sports antics, sports banter, sports clowning, sports comedy, Sports Entertainment, sports gags, sports hijinks, sports humor, sports jokes, sports mischief, sports pranks, sports shenanigans, sports silliness, sports tomfoolery, sports tricks, sports trolling

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	202	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Towns Built:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	361
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7425	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	126	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

play.alathra.com

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

org.bosscraft.net

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6530
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Votes:	9909
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

170.205.24.67:25568

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

play.niftymc.com

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Votes:	6255
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magic Items Found:	4749
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	243
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

cobble.pokeclash.com

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	1300
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

aztecmc.org

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Emeralds Found:	2502	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	New Chunks Explored:	306282
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

play.wavymc.fun

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Crops Grown:	1253

ms.mineglobe.org

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

50kilo.org

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8419
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2401
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

org.berrysmp.net

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6294
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7656	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

play.originsreborn.org

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4946	Emeralds Found:	4827
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

play.battleasya.com