Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2872
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Buildings Constructed:	50
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	9808
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Emeralds Found:	863	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

51.222.255.222:27000

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

66.70.237.153:25594

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	688	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

play.cradleofcivilizations.com

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3376
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

play.turtlecraftsmp.com

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7782
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ores Mined:	7158
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

play.emeraldsmc.com

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5401
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Villages Defended:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	8295
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

play.funnymcraft.eu

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

play.synthcraft.eu

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8999
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Animals Bred:	115	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Farms Harvested:	364

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Squeejcraft.com:25566

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4662
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Votes:	7804	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

lunarsky.de

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

carrotmc.fr.to:19154

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

play.mineclassic.org

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	190	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

kronosmc.apexmc.co:8197

ProsperityCraft

Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	5805	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

ProsperityCraft.net

Gempers Place

Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4723
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

mc.gempersplaces.net