Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Crops Grown:	8754
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

Omnablock Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3119
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Void Gems Collected:	31	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Omnablock is an in-development network with 2 unique gamemodes that are “Survival with a twist”…Gamemode #1 is called TextureLack: every possible texture in the game has been taken away! In this world you must figure out how to survive when every block, item, entity and more are the exact same shade of white (or dark grey if you choose the dark mode pack). How will you get ores? How will you build your base when the colours of blocks don’t matter anymore? How will you avoid falling into lava pools in the daytime when they’re the same colour as the ground?? Change your gameplay and find out how much you’ve been taking Minecraft’s textures for granted!PLEASE NOTE: In order to prevent players exploiting the texturepack restriction by using mods, you cannot play this gamemode with Forge. Vanilla is required.Gamemode #2 is called Slice Of Life: in this mode, the entire world splits into 10-block wide strips of land. It feels like normal Survival at first, but you quickly realise that certain structures and biomes will be harder to find, so it’s important to survive with what land you’ve been given. Everything you build needs to fit within your 10-block strip, whether it’s a crop farm, mob grinder, or your base. You’ll need to change how you live in this gamemode where your land is only as wide as a 4-tier beacon!

play.omnablock.net

The Honeycomb

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

thehoneycombsmp.com

Harlon City Server

Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4556
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Dragons Tamed:	4

A server with an ever-growing country, featuring opportunities within business, building and politics. Hop on the functional metro to your brand new apartment and start your career on the server. Seek employment at a company or start your own – or maybe give a shot at the financial sector and trade stocks. If you’re unhappy with the ways things are run – call on your elected politicians for change, or maybe even run for office yourself?Buy yourself a car, or if you prefer to relax whilst traveling, hop onboard public transportation! Play sports and other mini-games: among others we have an exclusive hockey game, only playable in Harlon!

play.harlonserver.net

SurvivalCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	117
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Villages Defended:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Dimension Hops:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

SurvivalCraft has been around for a little more over a year now, and in that time we have created a friendly, community-driven server that welcomes all new players. Our staff-team is dedicated to make sure every player has a fun and fair playing experience. We can guarantee this by keeping the community relatively small, which in turn makes sure we are able to monitor what is going on at all times. At the moment we offer: – Survival – Skyblock – Minigames (Party Games, Bed Wars, Hide and Seek and Bomberman) We have a Discord server where we have channels for anything from memes to server suggestions. This ensures that players have a platform to have a say in the discussions. Griefing is not allowed on the server and we will roll it back for you without you having to deal with the hassle of claiming land. This allows for a great deal of freedom while building your builds! All your belongings are locked away from other players through LWC so you don’t have to worry about players stealing from you. A few of the plugins that give our server it’s unique characteristics are: CoreProtect, LWC, MCMMO and SilkSpawners. Some other features you might check in for are: vote crates, daily bonuses and the economy system. If you’re looking for a vanilla server with a bit of spice this is the server for you.

play.survivalcraft.eu

The kismet

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9889
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Version: 1.7.10 Minecraft Modpack: FTB Infinity Evolved 3.1.0 – Kismet is a Happy Place! LGBT Friendly. Discrimination of ANY kind is not tolerated! – Kismet is a friendly, small community where you can decide to either play solo, play with friends, or decide to slightly enhance your experience by creating your own player shop where you can sell items to other players. – Plenty of quality of life improvements including, but not limited to: /tpa, /home, occasional events, and a claim protection system! Multiple homes, claim blocks accrue with time played, shops and economy. Now using Quickshop! – Our Website: http://kismet.enjin.com –

inf.playkismet.com:25571

SkyFactory3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6478
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Dragon Eggs Found:	557
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ SkyFactory3 Modpack by FTB ░░░░░░ This modpack can be found on FTB and Curse launchers! ░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in Datacenter on a Dedicated Server. > Online 24/7. > Protection and island creation with Grief Prevention system. > Economy – Auctions, Players Market and Server Shops. > Chance blocks. > Clans. > Crates and Rewards.

sf3.craftersland.net

Aspiria Mc

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

11 YEARS STRONG! Welcome to Aspiria — the best Survival server in the world! We create incredible Minecraft experiences unlike any other. Make friends and memories that will last. Every week, join us for unique events.* Survival No-Griefing server * Incredible Economy * Friendly and amazing community * Active discord server* Looking for new active staff – must meet requirementsJoin us now! IP: org.aspiriamc.com

org.AspiriaMc.com

Blurkit Network

KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7732
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Divine Spears Created:	21

The Blurkit Netowk community was born with the purpose of entertaining you and making you spend pleasant moments enjoying our servers.Come and make an appointment with us, we have a Network in Spanish and only for Premium players. We will wait for you..

mc.blurkit.net

isoVerse

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Towns Built:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

mc.isoVerse.net

mg network

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Best Minecraft survival server 24/7 + Java/Pe/Br The Indian server and community join our discord server for giveaways Because I giveaways at my discord join now my ingame and discord name AGAMxD!

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BoxxyNetwork

FTB, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1420
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Farms Harvested:	206
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

BoxxyNetwork Who and what are we?We are a fairly new and recent modded minecraft server network, we host several modded minecraft servers and offer everyone support to enjoy a full modded experience. We strive to have stable and fast servers so there is no lag and a chill atmosphere.If you want to have a fun and interesting modded minecraft experience, join one of our servers and jump on discord to say hello! You can find all our servers on the website or on discord!Hope to see you soon 😉

nohub.boxxynetwork.eu

Vexstria

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5132
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

mc.vexstria.pro:25617

Dotarch MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4031
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Potions Brewed:	122
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Votes:	7262	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

play.dotarch.co

X-Craft Reimagine

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Divine Spears Created:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

X-Craft Reimagine is a Malaysian Minecraft server that offers a classic gameplay experience. Join our Discord community to connect with fellow players, discuss the game, and stay updated on server events. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your block-building journey, X-Craft Reimagine provides a friendly and immersive environment for everyone.

play.xcraft.my

Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7186
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

risingdragon.icu