Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5810
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
New Chunks Explored:	108980	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

transcendence.dedimc.io

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

play.ohanacraft.us

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

play.glitchnet.win

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Crops Grown:	6305
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

nztech.jogar.io

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magic Items Found:	8561
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	375	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

mc.renderite.xyz

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2286
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Void Armor Forged:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

mc.projectnewtomorrow.org

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Votes:	6522
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Emeralds Found:	6268	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

billionaire.city

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3406
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Animals Bred:	192
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

51.83.236.62:25655

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

play.comfymc.net

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5745
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Void Gems Collected:	27
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

173.214.175.34

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Falling into the Void:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Animals Bred:	74
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

mc.spinalcraft.com

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Villages Defended:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Love Letters Sent:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Enchantments Applied:	72	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

mc.keinett.us

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2647
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Farms Harvested:	302
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

mc.faizsmp.my.id:5006

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4697
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Farms Harvested:	479
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Votes:	7051
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

play.arbormc.co

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4629
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4152	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dimension Hops:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

play.phantasymc.com