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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ores Mined:	2170	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	2327	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3049

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchantments Applied:	165	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Squeejcraft.com:25566

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9418
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Star Shards Collected:	297
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

lunarsky.de

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Star Shards Collected:	261
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	267	Mines Excavated:	2520

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

carrotmc.fr.to:19154

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

play.mineclassic.org

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mines Excavated:	1402
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

kronosmc.apexmc.co:8197

ProsperityCraft

Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9835
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Ores Mined:	8817	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

ProsperityCraft.net

Gempers Place

Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3723
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magic Items Found:	5269
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Runes Activated:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

mc.gempersplaces.net

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

smp.crownlands.net:4602

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4402
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
Villages Defended:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

SkyUtopia.net

OustCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4953
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	22
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

mc.oustcraft.com

PlanexCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2517	Dragons Tamed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

▬▬ ▬▬▛ PlanexCraft ▜▬▬ ▬▬Join our server which has boxpvp, oneblock and Survival Custom. You can rank up by being on our server for free. JAVA AND BEDROCK.Come in and find out if you’re good enough to earn the highest PlanexCraft rank! 1.20.1 – 1.20.2

mc.planexcraft.com

EmberMC

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	81	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	902
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

embermc.gg

Termina Towny SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7767
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Star Shards Collected:	73	Farms Harvested:	703
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magic Items Found:	1420
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Join The Best Towny Wartime Experience on TerminaMC.com! IP: TerminaMC.com Discord: discord.gg/Termina Bedrock (Xbox, PS, iOS, etc) Port: 19132 | Java Port: 25565– Play Your Way – PvP or Passive: We support all survival play styles! Whether you’re all about PvP action, where battles are intense and oh-so-satisfying. Or if you enjoy a passive SMP – join or create a town that suits you!– Weekly Wartime: Imagine this – every Friday at 8pm EST, it’s WARTIME! Towns all across the server are fair game for epic raids using Creeper Eggs and epic PvP showdowns. Opt-out for a fee. The fate of your town is in your hands!– Claim Your Part of the Wilderness: With Towny, you can stake your claim in the untamed wilderness and build your dream kingdom. Defend your town during Wartime and rise to the top!– No Pay-to-Win: We believe in fair play. By simply enjoying the server, you’ll earn what you need to rank up and unlock fantastic perks, like Silk Touch Spawners!– Join Our Growing Community: We’re a growing community – our vision is to create the ultimate SMP server where towns clash during Wartime.

TerminaMC.com

Farlands SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

You want to get the full Minecraft experience or you have been tired by servers not running your farms? This is the place, where all vanilla farms and mechanics will work. We use a fabric based server that does not modify the vanilla gameplay at all. That also means, that we don’t have any teleport mechanics. Just use the nether roof to your advantage. Have you ever been annoyed by rules like “No redstone clocks”, “Limited plots” or “Required online time”? Our server does not have any rules like that. We don’t event have any rule at all except for having fun. We especially don’t have any plot or chest protection, no afk-time limits. We even provide the function to spawn AFK-players to keep your farm running while you can safely log off. Everything is trust-based. So we are looking for trustworthy players who admire the freedom of a Singleplayer world shared with others. We carefully select the players for our server to make sure, we have a healthy community. Since we don’t have any rules but don’t want to become an anarchy server, we make sure that everyone shares the same ideas about how a community in Minecraft should be.About us We are a group of people who enjoyed the hermit-craft series and decided to create our own hermitcraft-like experience. Since every server out there has some boundaries and limitations we decided to create our own. And now, we are looking for other players to join us. To ensure that our community stays healthy, we will carefully select new players before adding them to the whitelist. The current members are located in Europe and north America. The server is located in Germany. If you enjoy all this, we are looking forward to your application at our website: farlands-smp.serveminecraft.net

farlands-smp.serveminecraft.net