Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	New Chunks Explored:	156314
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Runes Activated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

oraclepvp.net:19379

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Star Shards Collected:	227	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3626
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

heesesmp.com:25604

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Potions Brewed:	148	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8336
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

mcs.terraemc.net

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Void Gems Collected:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

play.kineticnetwork.net

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	836
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	8245	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

play.aestascraft.net

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1792
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	173	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	397476
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

partyrealms.com

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Epic Battles Fought:	8

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Mc.DifferentCraft.Net

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5052
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	720
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Votes:	9743

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

cubiverse.online

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6469
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Emeralds Found:	1206	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	471	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

play.6b6t.org

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

play.evolvedsurvival.org

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9766
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

cherryblossom.apexmc.co

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	137
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Emeralds Found:	4703	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Animals Bred:	64	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

skyblossom.mcjoin.me

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
New Chunks Explored:	649909	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Enchantments Applied:	230	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

nomi.craftersland.net

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7697
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	325	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

cube-nation.de

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1397
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

simplyvanilla.co