Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5886
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Endless Night Skies:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	3565	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Votes:	9108	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Votes:	2276
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Void Gems Collected:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

play.dynamichost.online

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3614
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Buildings Constructed:	31
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7070
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

mc.blurcraft.com

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crops Grown:	8145	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Zombie Dances:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

ArksMC.net

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2242	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1495	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

AuriaNetwork.pt:25567

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160
Endless Night Skies:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

terramedia.club

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Farms Harvested:	753	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

uncovery.me

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3788
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Emeralds Found:	7739	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

dragonsrealm.dynacore.cloud:25569

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2978
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Gods Slained:	1

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

play.lastbox.fun

Mangrove MC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

mangrove.smpmc.us

Clover SMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5966
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ores Mined:	6016
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

The Clover SMP is a Minecraft server specifically designed for the Army of Club Penguin community! Join us on Season 3, where you can experience all-new plugins and embark on exciting adventures with other players. Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or new to the game, our friendly community welcomes all. Explore our vast world, build your dream home, and complete challenging quests to level up. With regular events and a dedicated staff team, the Clover SMP promises a fun and engaging Minecraft experience that you won’t forget. Join us today and become part of the community!

play.thearmyofcp.com