Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4445
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Potions Brewed:	167
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

RedBladePvP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
New Chunks Explored:	383482	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

RedBlade PVP Is an epic factions pvp server! There is MCMmo and combat log! We also have auctions and many more! I can ensure you that this server has lots of potential and we just need players to proove it! JOIN NOW

216.172.106.215

Globcraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Votes:	6092
Enchantments Applied:	204	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Farms Harvested:	681
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to Globcraft! Towny/Economy We’ve been in Minecraft server hosting longer than most. We like to focus on creating a fun experience for players! We’re constantly improving!

We know what we’re doing! Here at Globcraft, you have a dedicated staff team and a great community. We provide quick updates when new versions of Minecraft come out. Unlike many servers, we’re knowledgeable in managing servers. We’ve been around for over a year and plan to be here plenty longer!

Smooth! We stride to provide a stable, low lag, Minecraft experience. We try to rollout fixes as quickly as possible and extensively test our setup before adding any new features. We want you to have the smoothest experience possible!

Feature packed! We use the popular plugins that you’re familiar with: Towny, McMMO, and so on. We also use some lesser known plugins as well as custom plugins to make for a well-rounded and unique experience! Globcraft has a lively and functional player to player Economy. We’ve also just recently launched an OP Factions server!

Growth! We like growing! Plans are in place to expand to add a Creative Server! There are also plenty of updates to come for the Towny Server! We’re lucky to have such a great community and look forward to seeing it grow.

globcraft.com

instapvp {factions} {pvp}

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9811
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Emeralds Found:	481	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Welcome to Instapvp,

InstaPVP is a good looking server where the goal is to kill players and raid their bases! Hacking is abolutely “not” allowed!

We have:

Faction’s, Huge Spawn, Drop Party’s on 15+ players, Vote plugin, Donations, InstaSoup, And a lot more, Join today, more then 850 people joined already! Have Fun !

mc.instapvp.com

SORB

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	490
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	101950	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Sorb Vanilla : mc.sorbmc.com

No lag, Up 24/7 , Friendly Staff, lots of plugin, Mini Games

Main Has Creative Portal, Grief World Portal, Mini Games Portal.

JOIN SORB FOR AMAZING ADVENTURES.

mc.sorbmc.com

2tx

Factions

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Emeralds Found:	5340	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

2tx.org – Factions PvP

2tx.org

RAS SkyBlock

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Meteorites Collected:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Crops Grown:	8116	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Falling into the Void:	3

The best Spanish-speaking Skyblock server. We also have a Cities at War server and another Survival server. What are you waiting for!!

sky.ras-servers.com

AireCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5261
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Server IP: play.airecraft.co.uk:25572 Come and join our friendly active community. We host a 24h dedicated server with helpful Admins.

play.airecraft.co.uk:25572

VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crops Grown:	8511	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Server name: VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP Site do server: http://voidcraft.com.br Forum do server: http://voidcraft.com.br/forum/ Post do server no MCBR: http://www.minecraft…napaintballvip/ Ip: pvp.voidcraft.com.br TS3: ts.voidcraft.com.br Server slots: It has capacity for up to 200 players, but I left it at 100 to optimize the server Media of players on: Morning 50 afternoon 90 to 100 Staff: Always present from 9 am until midnight, there are always directors on! Events: Yes, several rounds of events every 3 hours such as death race, death climb, frog, pvp event, x1, maze, and gladiator every Saturday! VIP system: YES with unattractive VIPs and great benefits REGION: Yes, we have 2 cities, one for members and one for VIPs where they can build houses, shops and clan bases. CLAN: Yes we use simpleclans to manage this.

pvp.voidcraft.com.br

Zuma | Faction PVP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5726
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Animals Bred:	146	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

ZumaCraft is a brand new Faction PVP server that’s gunno be around for a while so why not join us? 🙂

198.24.178.174

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Mines Excavated:	2678	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

minesecure.net

Wive server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	218	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Votes:	300	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

93.91.250.109:37516

MendozaCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	3434
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

mendozacraft.no-ip.org

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

server.blockhermit.com

PsychoticCraft

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Falling into the Void:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	128

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

198.154.109.122

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Players Killed by Monsters:	2137
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

play.crucraft.com