Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, annoying poll, annoying survey, comedy, comedy poll, Entertainment, funny, funny or irritating, funny survey, humor, humor or annoyance, humor poll, humor vs annoyance, humor vs annoyance poll, IRRITATING, Minecraft, opinion, poll, smp, Strawpoll, survey, Vote

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

HoneyCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

HoneyCraft is a whitelisted vanilla minecraft server for you! Indulge in your own playing style and build anything your heart desires. Invite friends, make new friends and participate in different events. Can’t you wait to join our fun community? Join our Discord to get a whitelist!

play.honeycraft.nl

Broomstix [SMP] [Semi-Vanilla] [Creative] {FlySundays} {Claims} {Classic} {Bedrock-Java}

Bedrockjavacrossplay, Chestshop, Essentials, Freefly, Freeranks, Friendly, Geyser, Geysermc, Giveaways, Grieffree, Landclaim, Needadvertisers, Needstaff, Protectionstones, PvE, PvP, Randomteleport, Randomtp, Ranks, Rtp, Semivanilla, smp, Survival, Votingrewards

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1418
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	New Chunks Explored:	405458
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Love Letters Sent:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

IP: play.broomstix.netBEDROCK IP: play.broomstix.netPorts: DefaultDiscord server (w/ voice channels): http://discord.broomstix.net/

Online In-game map: https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:– Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version.– Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required).– Hard difficulty.– Free fly in the overworld every Sunday. – Unique land claiming (not golden shovel).– Bartering economy system.– No grief.– Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory.– Random teleportation allowed in the overworld and nether.– In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere)– Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game.– Voting ranks and rewards.– Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps.

play.broomstix.net

MagicWorld

Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2

Server name: MagicWorld Server opening hours: Open 24 hours a day Audit pipeline: No audit required IP: MC66.CC DC group: https://discord.gg/FzUmUTG

MC66.CC

Skytten Network

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Here you will find everything you need to improve your gaming experience. We offer rankup ranges, box keys. etc, so you can get everything you need to build and conquer.

mc.skytten.cloud

BD Crafters

Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4298
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

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bdcrafters.bitbyte.host:42069

TerminalMC

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6849	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Farms Harvested:	795	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

TerminalMC is a small and casual survival server. Why TerminalMC distinguishes itself from almost all other survival servers is because it’s nearly fully custom coded. The server has great features such as: an economy system, a custom shop gui(from which we get many compliments), a crate system, jobs, towns, player-of-the-week-leaderboards and many more features! Come and join us today at terminal-mc.serv.nu!

terminal-mc.serv.nu

OscureMC

Cross-Play, Prison, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dragons Tamed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Minecraft server focused on user gameplay with various modalities for different types of players.

play.oscuremc.net

Star Trek MC – Roleplay Server

Minecraft, Roleplay, Sci Fi, Server, star, Startrek, Startrekmc, Startrekserver, Trek

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Void Gems Collected:	25
Votes:	5510	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Zombie Dances:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Star Trek MC is a minecraft roleplay server based on the well known Star Trek franchise created by Gene Roddenberry. We aim to recreate our own missions and build our own timeline based on the events happened after Star Trek Nemesis. Players can create their own characters and join one of the known species and organisations and can even become a Starfleet Officer. Furthermore, players can rank up in their career and can command their own starship one day. We host weekly roleplay sessions, which are really well made and have a lot of content and development. When there’s no roleplay session going, you can also free-roam and explore our server and visit well known locations.Join now to not miss any action and roleplay and begin your starfleet career.

Join our discord here: https://discord.gg/4QwVR5d

Updated 09.02.24

startrekmc.net

Kingdom Eternal

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Magic Items Found:	3447	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Kingdom Eternal A friendly survival (towny) server as well as a creative server SERVER IP: play.mc-ke.net We have many features including – Custom Designed Plugins – Towny and Chest Protection – Player shops – mcMMO – Classes – Custom Quests with exciting storylines – Custom Enchants, Fishing, and Biomes – Minigames such as ctf or chess – Active staff and discord – And much more! Website: https://mc-ke.net Discord: https://discord.gg/nVReSNE

play.mc-ke.net

MCGTA

PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6383
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	969	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Falling into the Void:	0	Emeralds Found:	2599
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

We are a gaming network devoted to giving you high quality unique minecraft servers that you’ve never seen before! We promise to keep purchase costs low and staff presence high. You can purchase with the peace of mind knowing that we pride ourselfs on making the players happy and providing a friendly server network for you all to enjoy!Whether or not you desire to be a Cop/Criminal, there are a bunch of different channels to choose from! MC-GTA was created with the intention of bringing back Legacy GTA to the players. MC-GTA offers houses, gangs, guns, and cars for players to utilize to pvp. Come join us today at play.mc-gta.org to start your adventure today!We are hiring staff!!! Looking to hire more Helpop’s!https://discord.gg/wGZgyTa

play.mcgta.org

Budcraft Survival Towns

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4878
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Votes:	827	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

play.budcraftmc.com

ZamoraMC

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9779
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9493	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

ENGLISH ZamoraMC, a server to have fun playing in survival mode and where there will be more modes later. It is a small server but it is made with a lot of effort to be a great server.

SPANISH ZamoraMC, a server to have fun playing in the survival mode and where there will be more modalities later. It is a small server but it is made with a lot of effort to make it a great server.

playzamoramc.duckdns.org

{ATOMIC CHAOS} Custom OP ANARCHY

2b2tlike, Anarchy, Bal, Customenchants, Customitems, Customplugins, Economy, English, Fulltime, Handmade, Indev, Keepinv, Kits, Oparmor, Optools, Opweapons, PvP, Ranks, Survival, Uptime, Usa, Welcoming

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9252
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Animals Bred:	117

Embark on a pulse-pounding odyssey through the merciless terrain of Atomic Chaos 🌋, a no-claims survival realm where alliances crumble amidst relentless chaos. Confront the ultimate challenge as 10+ RPG bosses, including fierce Nether robots and colossal End shulkers, fiercely guard their realms. Arm yourself with bespoke items like the Soul Stealer ⚔️, siphoning essence from fallen foes, and brandish the awe-inspiring Holy Claymore 🛡️, a beacon of divine might. Face the chilling specters with the Ice Bane ❄️, navigating a world where each step reverberates with the untold echoes of adventures.Summon your comrades to brave the crucible of Atomic Chaos and test their mettle against unyielding tumult. Forge alliances or betray them as the server transforms into a battleground for glory and conquest. Will you emerge triumphant or succumb to the ever-present perils of this unforgiving realm? The moniker Atomic Chaos epitomizes the explosive nature of survival, where only the most resilient and cunning can thrive amidst the chaos. 🌐💥

play.nuclearanarchy.com

PryzmCraft

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	766	Dragon Scales Harvested:	145
Dimension Hops:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Emeralds Found:	4842

Pryzm – Staff wanted Pryzm – Staff wanted Pryzm – Staff wanted Pryzm – Staff wanted Pryzm – Staff wanted

New server

Discord

Survival Active Staff and Devs Survival

51.195.190.11

Forever Play

Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Falling into the Void:	2

Forever Play is a multiplayer, Minecraft community where you can customize your character, make friends, chat, design your own apartment, and so much more.

The Forever Play world is designed to allow players to create, explore, imagine and play. Around here, it’s about being who you are and meeting awesome unique people! with SchoolRP!!

play.foreverplay.org