Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Mob Arenas

MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Come join us at MobArenas, the #1 MobArenas server. Battle waves of mobs collecting points along the way. Spend those points to purchase and upgrade kits. Create parties with friends and share exp using our unique social features. Our servers are online 24/7 and updated weekly with new content. Follow us on twitter @MobArenas and visit our website www.mobarenas.com to keep updated!

mc.mobarenas.com

DangerSb (beta)

PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9925
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	208
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

TakenBlock Season 3 is Live! with tons of awesome features with an awesome sky-block server to go with it /warp pvp to fight!

dangersb.minehut.gg

simpvp.net

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4010
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	2

simpvp.net is an all-out anarchy server. We have only one (enforced) rule, and that is simply: No cheating. Which includes all forms of flymods, xray, spamming and so on. Scamming, embezzling, backstabbing, and everything of the like is completely allowed. While it is all allowed, you have to do it all on your own, every player is expected to be capable of defending themselves and gathering necessary items all on their own. Everything (except spawn) is player made, admins will only intervene with cheaters.

The server is hosted in France, and although we don’t force people to speak English, it is an English server.

simpvp.net

Wild West Frontier

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Welcome to the Wild West Frontier! A friendly community where there’s always fun to be had, whether it be farming crop for a few coins or diving headfirst into the bandit underbelly. All ages welcome.

play.retg.net

Terramining II

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	178
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to an amazing survival server • 24/7 • No Whitelist • Dedicated Staff • Awsome Plugins • No Lag • No Whitelist • Factions PvP • Simple and Easy Home and Chest Protection • Wild Build zones • Anti-Grief • Shops • Anti hacking

minecraftsverige.zapto.org:53565

crafties smp

Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

a smp server for max 20 players we have good spawn and builds join now for some stuff maybe we will meet sometime no rules directly

crafties.aternos.me

MegaCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9038
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Void Armor Forged:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Welcome to MegaCraft Network, a community-driven server that seeks to separate itself from the rest!

Server Features Creative: ► WorldEdit and VoxelSniper ► Build Ranks RolePlay SkyBlock: ► Ore Generator ► Custom Islands Prison: ► Custom Enchants ► Tons of Unique Features Visit out Website: https://mc-mega.com Join Our Teamspeak: ts.mc-mega.com

play.mc-mega.com

UnderLands

Mini Games

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Hello, This is a new server that is still in development and needs testers to try out the plugins. If you would like to make a free server, then go on aternos for free and create a Minecraft server that accually works!

From Inforty

UnderLands.aternos.me

Pwn9 YASMP

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8434
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4

We are a fusion of PvP and Survival, with old-style (1.8) combat mechanics. It is open land of fighting, hiding, building underground, defending your territory or being a raider of other’s lands.

You decide if you want to be the hated griefer or try to exist in the distant regions far away from SpawnCity living a peaceful life with a couple of friends.

What do you want to brag about? Your KDR? Best shop? Best build? Richest in the land? It’s all yours for the taking.

With an outstanding overall uptime and a professional staff from Pwn9 – A gaming community specializing in game hosting for over 15 years – YASMP is truly the essence of the Minecraft experience. We’ve removed fluff and brought Minecraft down to its essence: PvP and community. Once you play here you’ll feel like you’re right at home.

Other Important Info: – We are a bit lax about language, but if you get extreme, our active moderation staff will take appropriate action. – Our server is a No Cheat server with mods to prevent many known cheats and an alert staff to find all the others. Play the game without fear of others using exploits and hacks to their advantage. – Cutting Edge, Professionally Administered, and Professionally Hosted. – Since we are a part of the pwn9 community there are other games that we support that you can join in on as well such as: Rust, Overwatch, Guildwars 2, Counter Strike: Source, Starcraft 2, Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory and more!

pwn9.com

Survival U Kamioka

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, FTB, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5272
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Dimension Hops:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Animals Bred:	27
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

New server I recommend 10/10 the server is good and has a very nice dungeon spawn very beautiful greetings kamiok have fun playing::::DDDDDDDD Wishes Kamiok naura

KamiokTheSad.aternos.me

ExodusCraft

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Runes Activated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

A plot/ranks/survival server!

198.12.125.181

oter SMP

Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2415
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9905	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

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oter10.aternos.me

CrystalCraftMC

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	918577
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136

This is CrystalCraftMC!

CrystalCraftMC is a small server network that has been online for over four years, featuring a semi-vanilla survival server and a creative server!

In our semi-vanilla survival world, you can explore the world just as the Mojang developers intended it to be explored. You can travel endless landscapes of the world as far as the eye can see until you find somewhere you want to call home. PvP, raiding, and griefing are allowed, and there are no plugins giving donors unfair perks to ruin your survival experience. If you get bored in mining and building, you can play in the MobArena with friends.

If you are feeling inspired, you can head to our creative server to try out designs for your survival builds or just to show off your creativity with the rest of the community. We love to see people show off their talent on our creative server, and you might even catch a staff member’s eye and get your creations featured on one of our other servers.

No matter what you choose to do, you can have a good time on CrystalCraftMC. We have a mature and responsible server staff that are here to help you have a good time! Unlike many other servers, staff will never raid, destroy, or harm your progress!

Our server experience has been tailored over a course of four years, and we are looking forward to seeing you online!

Check out our website here! https://crystalcraftmc.com

ccmc.pw

MBCraft Factions

Factions, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Part of MBCraft Network! Join our factions server and learn more about us! NO PAY TO WIN WITH GARBAGE RANK KITS…

play.mbdev.org

Aerth Minecraft Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8752
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Family-friendly survival server. Main worlds PvE, new PVP world for those who want to fight. Friendly supportive staff, eternal sun every Sunday, economy, skills, NEW minigames being added! Come explore and build with us!

aerthserver.net