Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Void Gems Collected:	25	Dragons Tamed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3646	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crops Grown:	8451	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ores Mined:	5802	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magic Items Found:	8965	Emeralds Found:	3777
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mines Excavated:	4451
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crops Grown:	3742
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Emeralds Found:	9220	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ores Mined:	9685
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2660	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.