Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, annoying poll, annoying survey, comedy, comedy poll, Entertainment, funny, funny or irritating, funny survey, humor, humor or annoyance, humor poll, humor vs annoyance, humor vs annoyance poll, IRRITATING, Minecraft, opinion, poll, smp, Strawpoll, survey, Vote

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Official LanceTheLance Server

Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8727
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	229	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

This Minecraft Server is basically just a generic survival server but with plugins to make it more interesting. The server includes a little spawn area for events, kits, and even plots! Suggestions to improve the server would be greatly appreciated! Keep in Mind this server will not be 24/7 but will be on for most of the day.

LanceTheLance.aternos.me

Balak smp

bedrock, Custom Bosses, Custom Ranks, java, Ranks, smp, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3005
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to BalakSmp! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival, Ranks , Custom Boss , Petsand more! Please read below for more information.

(Latest Version : Adds over Custom Items to Minecraft) This version of Balak SMP runs on Minecraft 1.19.4+, to be able join our smp servers.

Balak SMP Servers: We host a wide variety of Pets on Server . You can login to these servers with any version from 1.19.4 To Latest 1.20.1. Our servers are filled with custom content to keep you busy for hours, and are hosted with ZERO lag. Come join us today!

Website: https://balaksmp.store/Balak SMP Discord: discord.gg/52VpBCGwaZ

play.balaksmp.online

Tropical Rea

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3861
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1206
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

» TR is a new 1.16 server dedicated to creating an active friendly environment around the globe. We offer an Earth experience like no other, featuring a committed community and staff team to guide the way to the top of the jungle! With custom crafting, personalized cosmetics, and custom plugins, this once in a life time experience will change the way you play forever.

Join us on discord and become part of the community! Discord: discord.tropicalrealms.com IP: play.tropicalrealms.com

play.tropicalrealms.com

QBlock

PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9501
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

1.15 Skyblock | Survival – Friendly Helpful Community | Emerald economy and shops. More gamemodes coming soon.

76.164.192.76

Candycraft factions

Arena Pvp, Balanced Economy, Economy, Faction Survival, Factions, PvP, PvP Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

F-TOP!!! 1.8 PVP Original Style Factions. Brand New Season With A Strong Growing Community! Cross play between both bedrock and java, Use IP:37.10.122.16 and PORT:26308 For bedrock!

37.10.122.16:26308

BrokenLens Games

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9986
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Welcome to BrokenLens Network

The place for fun and friends! With 20+ game modes and Bedrock Edition multi-version support and now featuring cross-play between Java Edition and Bedrock Edition! gather your friends together independent of what Minecraft version they have and join the fun!

play.brlns.net

Partial Anarchy

Anarchy, Factions

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9373
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	6754
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Partial Anarchy Server Join discord for Extra Details Griefing on non immune builds is permitted Stealing is permitted everywhere except Admin base and Central castle

Anarchserv.minehut.gg

Steinegames

Citybuild

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ores Mined:	4952
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

ip : MC:Steine-Games.de

Steine-Games.de

Lost Shard

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

play.lostshard.club

Nuetronium Classic

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Nuetronium Classic is a small SMP PvE server dedicated to bringing players a seamless and not overwheliming minecraft experience. We have a few custom mobs that roam the caves, easy claims (Using a stick), Silkspawners, Treecapitator, Veinminer, Balanced Kits, Classic style spawn, and more! Join now! NOTE: When the server is down, simply log in to the Lobby (Same IP as server) and do /join NTClassic , then wait a bit and do it again and you will be back on Nuetronium Classic!

ntclassic.minehut.gg

Olympus skyblock

Skyblock

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Villages Defended:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Welcome to our enchanting realm of Skyblock! 🌌

Embark on a thrilling and challenging adventure in the skies, where the limits of your creativity and survival skills will be put to the ultimate test. Our Skyblock server offers a unique and immersive experience, combining the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with the excitement of starting on a lonely floating island amidst the clouds.

Upon entering our server, you’ll find yourself stranded on your own personal island, stripped of resources and civilization. Your objective? To build, survive, and thrive! The only way is up, as you transform your humble island into a bustling paradise with a breathtaking view.

Venture to other floating islands, collaborate with other players, and trade to collect valuable resources. Fear not, for we have designed a balanced economy that rewards hard work and dedication. Gather rare items, cultivate farms, and master the art of automation to gain an edge over your fellow skyblockers.

But beware, for the skies can be treacherous. Hostile mobs may spawn on your island, challenging your defenses and tactics. Equip yourself with powerful gear and enchantments, for danger lurks in every corner.

What sets our Skyblock server apart is our active and friendly community. Make new friends, join or create alliances, and participate in server-wide events that will push your skills to their limits. Whether you’re a seasoned skyblock veteran or a newcomer looking for guidance, our community is always ready to lend a helping hand.

Prepare to be amazed by our custom features and plugins, carefully crafted to enhance your skyblock journey. From exciting challenges and quests to rewarding achievements, there’s always something to keep you engaged.

Our dedicated team of staff ensures a smooth and enjoyable experience for all players. We value fairness, transparency, and respect, making our server a welcoming space for everyone to enjoy.

So, what are you waiting for? Take flight in our Skyblock world, where the sky’s the limit and your imagination knows no bounds. Join us now and be a part of an extraordinary skyblock adventure! 🚀🏝️

play.olmypusskyblock.fun

EnderGoD Reborn

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	258
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	254033	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

EndeRGoD NETWORK Reborn

Factions MiniGames Prison SkyGames Creative Survival

IP -> mc.endergod.net

mc.endergod.net

Allier

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1276	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Come join us in conquering the harsh and uncivilized continent of Allier!

Found your own settlement, build it into a city, and then, a nation. Go to war against your rival states with your allies at your side, or peacefully build and economic empire with player shops!

List of plugins: • Towny Advanced • Custom World Generation (Epic World Generator) • PlayerShops • Citizens2 • Denizens • Gringotts • Dynmap

198.27.89.248

Coldkraftminer.me

All

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Votes:	8692	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Buildings Constructed:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Villages Defended:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Server IP: ColdKraftMiner.me:19132

ColdKraftMiner.me:19132

Stormhold

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8247
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

We are a whitelisted (semi-)vanilla, mature, and friendly community. We have no items cheated in and we have a no-reset policy. We strive to create a place to call home, a place for people to sit back and enjoy the game like it was meant to be played. We have community events, an amazing shopping area, all player built!

We are looking forward meeting new, dedicated and friendly people! If you would like to give it a try, create an application! The fastest way is to join our discord server and submit an application there. You can find a link to our discord server on our website!

play.stormholdmc.com