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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	297
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	5527	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Enchantments Applied:	231	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Farms Harvested:	436

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
New Chunks Explored:	236108	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Magic Items Found:	6857
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3130	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5643

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Zombie Dances:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Villages Defended:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Villages Defended:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Enchantments Applied:	127
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.