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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	990
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Hallowed Fantasy

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Potions Brewed:	26
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Divine Spears Created:	21	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.