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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ComboCraft

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Ｖｅｌｋｏ｜ｅｔｉｌＣｏｍｂｏＣｒａｆｔ．ＤＫ！ We are a Danish Minecraft server that places great emphasis on the joy of playing with others in a safe environment. The ComboCraft network is owned and run by family and we therefore have a lot of focus on everyone having a good time and thriving while playing! With us, nothing costs you money, everything is available for ingame money.

– 𝗠𝗣 server: We call this server OP-SMP mostly because it is full of fun and cool things that are not normally on a “Vanilla SMP”. There are e.g. Headdatabase, MCmmo, Backpack, Claims, VoteKeys, Option for Fly and KeepInventory, when you vote you get 2 Vote-keys 1 Fly-key and 1-KeepInventory-key, Servershop, Playershops, Elevator signs, Ranks and much much more. Here is a build world to build your base, a mining world and of course Nether and End to gather resources. OP is for all ages and skill levels. You can always choose the OP (OverPower) things from so you have the opportunity to play Minecraft exactly as you want.

– 𝘈𝘭𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘪𝘯𝘪: Classic OneBlock start on an Island in the air and turn on “the magic block” build, expand, survive, but be careful not to fall into the deep!..

We look forward to welcoming YOU to the server and to the ComboCraft family! 🙂

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

OPRealms

Cross-Play, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

OPRealms is a unique Factions server with many unique features like coinflipping, custom fishing, envoys, koths, daily rewards and much more! We have a friendly and welcoming community and an active support team, not to mention constant giveaways, and updates.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1035	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AquamarineMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to AquamarineMC! Our server has many features to make the server fun! We also got a friendly community and staffs. This server is all about making friends, chatting with other people, and more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8520

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

FantasyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Fantasycraft – Forge Your Own Legend!

Step into Fantasycraft, a fully customized realm where fantasy comes to life. This Minecraft server offers a unique MMO-style experience, taking gameplay to new heights with completely custom features.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

UnnameCraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Spanish server in beta phase, we are looking for builders and staff members. It is a server in development, which seeks to create a survival experience, but something more hardcore, we have customized enchantments and different things that make the game more complicated. The numerical IP works for both. Ip Java: mc.unnamecraft.com Ip Bedrock: 164.132.200.83:25664

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Animals Bred:	153
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AsgardServer

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft server version 1.20.1, Premium and non-premium server, vanilla, mcmmo, pets, quests, special permissions, economy, custom events. Individual protections. And many more…

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	317	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Horror Craft

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our immersive American Horror Story build showcase server! From Murder House to NYC, the entire world of American Horror Story is here! We also have 1.19 Survival, Creative Plots, Trivia, and Minigames (Coming Soon).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

One Piece Playground

PvE, PvP

One Piece Playground is Modded Minecraft Server In order to play, you need modpack to join the game Join our discord for more info!

Discord: https://discord.gg/hAVkavtcPc

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Towns Built:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

COOPSIDE

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

website: https://coopside.com Please visit our servers website for a quick guide on how to start in our server before asking. Basic info should be there!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MCAustria

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

Discover MCAustria.city! Immerse yourself in a world full of adventure, medieval atmosphere and exciting business simulation. Create your own city, trade with other players, explore dungeons and engage in exciting PVP battles. Enjoy the unique CityBuild experience and venture into the fascinating prison system. We have something for everyone! Join MCAustria.city today and experience limitless gaming fun. Don’t miss the chance to become part of our community and write your own legend!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Phoxis

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Phoxis is a small active Minecraft server looking to grow the community. We strive to enhance the minecraft vanilla experience through the introduction of plugins.

We have custom races, custom mobs, custom items, Towny and many other things!

We stand out from other servers by our custom races plugin, fancy the flight of an angel or the speed and strength of a vampire? Then you’re sure to enjoy the server with over 15 different races! If you find that you don’t enjoy a certain race, then no worries, you can swap your race. Want a more vanilla playthrough, then just know Humans are a race too!

With the use of Towny, you can protect your builds, create towns and even nations. Stay safe from wars, or start them yourself!

Some other plugins like custom mobs, give you a fantasy feel. “Befriend” unicorns, slaughter goblins and face fierce opponents like the Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Be sure to approach mobs with caution for some; you are the enemy. But worry not, your battle gains you loot to craft strong weapons, armour and tools that improve your experience and make you stronger to face fiercer foes.

We’re sure to run events, these events including hide and seek, pvp arena, spleef and more. There’s an event for all, with great rewards for the winners and with a prize for participating it’s always worth taking part!

We look forward to seeing you!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BlackMT

Economy, PvP, Roleplay

Welcome to BlackMT. This is a server where everything is much easier than on DDG, also called “OPMT”. Have you always wanted to become a criminal on DDG but never succeeded? That’s the perfect server for you.

Join onze discord via https://discord.blackmt.nl/

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ClubKhmer

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

ClubKhmer is a Minecraft network that allows you to have fun in a collection of minigames with other players

Games – Living (Survival Plots) – KnockbackFFA – BoxPvP

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

KingdomConquestMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	54	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Crops Grown:	8693
Chimeras Created:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

seichi.click network

Survival

Welcome to seichi.click network. With our server, you can enjoy not only land conditioning for building but also land conditioning for land conditioning. Enjoy the overwhelming land conditioning with destructive speed.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.