Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	2730

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

VR4U

Creative, Economy, Pixelmon, PvP, Raiding, Survival

VR4U offers a wide variety of gamemodes including: Survival, Creative, and Pixelmon! We at the VR4U network strive to make every player enjoy their experience here and are always eager to lend a helping hand.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Chimeras Created:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

HarmSMP

PvP

Welcome!

HarmSMP is an anarchy server where greifing, stealing, scamming and killing is allowed! There are rules to follow so join our discord server to read them: https://discord.gg/sKTpMQmaSv

One more thing, our staff are the friendliest people on the server so please treat them with some respect!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	847484
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

World of Minecraft NL Lobby

Economy, FTB, Survival, Survival Games

Dutch Nederlandstalige Minecraft Server 24h/7d.

IP: lobby.worldofminecraft.nl

Online since 2010! Been offline for 0 days!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

HyCube

Prison, Skyblock, Survival

HyCube Network

It is a server focused on pvp and new adventures, the server currently has a PrisonOP mode with many new features never seen before. We also have a Survival 1.16-1.19 with the latest features of the Minecraft game.

What are you waiting for to enter?!

mc.hycube.us

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Astral Projections Made:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CherryMC | 24/7 Classic Magic Factions

Faction, Faction Pvp, Grief, Hardcore, Magic, PvP, Raid

Welcome to CherryMC!Discord: https://discord.gg/gWQHWum

Hello! Do you like survival/factions but want to add a little something extra? Are you looking for a new place to make friends and hang out? – CherryMC! We provide a unique survival experience, if you think factions/survival is boring, you just haven’t tried out CherryMC!Major Features– Fully custom magic system to enhance vanilla experience- Custom world generation with beautiful natural landscapes (as seen above)- Balanced Economy- Full GUI Shop- Classic Combat Mechanics- Very Few Rules, More Freedom- Warps- Crates- Friendly Community- Active Staff width= Rules- No cheating– No DDoS/Dox threats– No racism/gore unless in #nsfw– No spamming/advertising– Have fun

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PLAY.SHADED.GG ► 1.20.4 Minecraft Survival Server

Community, Shaded, Shadedgg, Survival

1.20.4 Minecraft Survival Server

Discord: Click Here!IP: play.shaded.gg Website: https://shaded.gg

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.

We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.

We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SphereCraft

SphereCraft is a simple bukkit server that runs with friendly staff and a load of plugins. -Simple rules (no annoying mazes at spawn) -Plenty of space to build. -Easy to navigate. -Easy ranks. -Anti-Griefing plugins. -Factions to create and make your own groups whatever rank you are. -Hunger Games. -Landplots to make your house and buy land! -Most friendly staff. -Much more…

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

DogCraft War & Tech

Factions, Survival

This server was created by cadets at the Citadel, which is a military college within Charleston SC. This modpack was created for the sole purpose of causing chaos with an overabundance of technology and mechanical nonsense, which is something nice to pre-occupy our heads whilst in the middle of mid-terms or finals. The modpack includes mods such as: Mechanism, HBM’s NuclearTech (Nuclear Door Mod 1.7.10), Ender IO, Open-Computers, Galactic-craft, Industrial Craft 2, Applied Energistics 2, Immersive Engineering, RFTools, Thermal Series, Aliens vs Predator, And Much More! The modpack is located on the discord: discord.gg/9jX32vcMHB (As of making this post the server is still really new)

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Endless Night Skies:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CatsCraft.net | 1.20 Creative, Survival, Boss Fights, Skyblock, Minigames, Events

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CatsCraft is a Survival, Skyblock Creative, and Minigames server where everything is FREE including world edit and building space there are no paid ranks so everyone is equal here!

Our Survival Server is Shovel Claim and has no griefing for a chill survival experience. In survival there are fun holiday events, boss fights, vehicles, custom enchants and more cool stuff!

The ranks are earned from building and having fun on the server, we have rankups every Saturday at 3PM est time and ranks are special cats on survival and for creative the types of builds you make are your rank! Come join the fun!!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	202	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Metaverse

The Metaverse is a very unique and customized server with factions, multiverse, and over 30 other plugins to keep you endlessly entertained and secure. 95% of players who join become a permanent player on our network, so quit reading about us and come see for yourself!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Divine Spears Created:	29
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Clover Kingdom

Survival

What do we offer?

Economy MythicMobs Custom Items Survival Harder Mob Bosses Discord (linked rank) Website Donations are in discord.

We are taking minecraft to the next chapter. This will be a survival server of course with plugins. This will be a family friendly server andwe will be enforcing rules and guidelines. Our goal is to strive to bring family’s closer without the fear of players ruining their experience.Clover Kingdom is in no way affiliated with Mojang or Minecraft.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	674

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Lands of Minearchy | 1.20.X | Minigames | SMP | KitPVP | Labyrinth | RPG | Hub

Adventure, Classes, Combat, Landsofminearchy, Minearchy, Minecraft, Minigames, mmorpg, Other, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP, Quests, RPG, Rpgmmo, Skyblock, smp, Survival

Hello Heroes and welcome!

We are the Minearchy Team, and we would like to tell you about our passion project.

The Lands of Minearchy was founded by Jonaas13, who at the time already had 5+ of experience under his belt, managing various minecraft projects, from staff to back-end development. It has been about 2 years since and we have much to show you!

Our server has a twofold purpose:– Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together– Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play often or not so much

To that end, we decided to make minigames the main focus of our project. That said, we are not against adding other activities and game modes, as long as they fit our theme. In fact, we already have! Stay with us to find out which.

Minigames

When it comes to minigames, we have a wide selection, with many staples, such as Prop Hunt, Splegg and Quake. Our builders and admins are working to make more activities available in due time.

Here is the current list:– Parkour– The Lab– Quake– Prop Hunt– Splurge– Mini Walls– Temple Run– Block Party– TNT Lobbers– TNT Tag– TNT Run

KitPvP

KitPvP is one of our more recent projects. Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps!Whether you want to ambush enemies as an invisible Assassin, unleash pre-loaded crossbows as a Duelist or simply beat funny people with your pointy stick as a Juggernaut, everyone is sure to have a great time.

Survival 1.20

We felt it would be appropriate to let people take a break from fast-paced gamemodes and play something more relaxing. Introducing – Minearchy Vanilla (no, it’s not an ice cream)!Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience, safe for a number of QoL and performance features, of course.Those include, but are not limited to: Chest Shops, Auction, Safe Zone, Warps, Grief Protection.

Labyrinth (WIP)

More of a long-term project, this gamemode is meant to be an RPG experience, where the player finds themselves stranded in a mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

Join Us

Currently Lands of Minearchy is in Beta, but we are open to public and work to ensure everyone has a good time regardless. Hope to see you there soon!

– Minearchy Team

Java IP play.minearchy.comBedrock IP bedrock.minearchy.com

Helpful LinksDiscord: discord.gg/QrJ6wubA3EWebsite: landsofminearchy.comSubreddit: r/LandsOfMinarchy

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Uzak Diyar

bedrock, Bedrockedition, Claim, Claimshovel, Clans, Clanspvp, Emek, Griefprevention, Hayattakalma, java, Javaandbedrockserver, Javaedition, Orebfuscator, Paper, PvE, PvP, Randomteleport, Rtp, Server, Simpleclans, smp, Survival

Far Land | Survival | 1.20.4

“How about remembering the old times?”

Do you want to play on a reliable server?

Enjoyable times with your friends are waiting for you.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Ravand.org All in one Server

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games

Join Our server for the thrill of surviving or being creative compiled with the enthusiasm of being able to work for something. No registration or member pending time, pvp and faction based RPG Server. •Many admins online• •Server uptime 99%• •A ton of game enhancing plugins (as well as uptodate bukkit version)• •And of course, a friendly staff continuously working to make gaming as convenient as possible for new members to get started.• •On behalf of our dedicated staff and our satisfied members :• •”See you there and You won’t regret it!!”. You have our promise on that•

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BlobMc

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome! – Bedwars -Skywars(Hamarosan) -SkyPvP -SoilPvP -Survival

Our website also contains a lot of goodies! Ranks, Names, etc. Web: Blobmcinfo.cf

See you on the server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dimension Hops:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.