Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchantments Applied:	228
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Cake Smp

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft survival smp server. Griefing and killing people is allowed. Rules: No hacking/X-ray, No harassment/bullying others, no offensive language in chat (swearing is allowed) and no spawn killing. You are allowed to grief bases and kill other players. After you kill another player you may not kill them for another 10 minutes. Forming alliances or teams is encouraged Don’t build lag machines too ig The server has a world border of 10k but it will be expanded if more people join

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Meteorites Collected:	2
Animals Bred:	125	Secret Passages Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

DesiredCraft Network

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	133
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Vox Populi

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a tight Minecraft community with a lot to offer. Everyone is welcome. We have some awesome role play and fantasy goals and experiences, as well as completely unique plugins and features that you have to see to believe. We are probably the highest quality server you’d ever find, you have our word.

**Rules**: No Griefing. No Profanity. Use Common sense. /rules in game.

**Plugins**: We have over 60 plugins, all configured by hand with lots of love.

**Owner**: Zombiemold

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4735	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	249

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

voortex online

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hey! We are voortex. A new Semi-Vanilla SMP. If you are looking for a new Minecraft Server that is currently trying to build a strong and active Community, feel free to join us!

See you there!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Gods Slained:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftGeneration Server

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Server for the Portuguese-speaking community, the most stable and organized in Brazil and perhaps in the world.

no resets during active version online since 2010

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SkyRomania

Survival

SKY ROMANIA is a server focused on survival, we are a new server with huge potential. For donations or other information, go to our Facebook page: https://dsc.gg/skyrom

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Havoc

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Our goal here at HAVOC is to have something for everyone. Every day we are hard at work developing new plugins, building new buildings and fostering new ideas. That is something you don’t find every day. Here at HAVOC you get well educated, professional staff, whom are more than happy to answer all of your questions, but will stay out of your way. We allow our players to effectively moderate themselves, only stepping in when need be. We will never bother you with stupid rules, no items are black-listed, the game will never be nerfed in any way.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ZaraKits

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Zarakits is a Lifesteal server that just released beta can’t wait to see you Minecraft miners!

We also give free kits to players! That join

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mines Excavated:	1200
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Minecraft Omega

Minecraft Omega – The last server you will need!

Welcome to the new world and may your torches always light, your bellies always be full, and your legs run faster than the creepers!

I’m happy to announce that Minecraft Omega is one of the fastest growing professionally hosted Minecraft servers around! Please feel free to join the world, set up camp, and make yourselves at home. Invite your friends. Start a community. This server is by the players, for the players – it will grow and evolve based on what the community desires. The ultimate goal: have fun! Basic common sense rules apply.

-Craftbukkit Survival PVP/PVE -64 player support (growth to 200+ emminent) -Dynamic economy, ever evolving set of plugins and settings to keep things interesting! -Greylist for emergencies only, plenty of cheat and grief protection. -Experienced, professional, courteous staff with extensive hosting experience.

Current plugins: Towny, Gods, McMMO, Broker, Citizens to name a few!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Farms Harvested:	910
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Potato SMP

Earth, Survival

Server created for handling vanilla redstone contraptions Our server have no paper/spigot that will interfere vanilla redstone logics, hopper and such. Everything same as vanilla minecraft. Professionals can design complicated redstone together without lag and problems Map/progress will not be wiped

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Vale Network

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

– Create your own towns, claims, and nations with Towny! – With a fresh new Towny map, create your map on our large 9kx9k map! Check out our live render of the world at https://map.vale.gg – EliteMobs dungeons, bosses, and custom items – Unique ranking system with personalized perks – Community Favorite: Slimefun plugin with many addons and world generation. – Jobs with awesome level-up perks. – Survival and vote crates – A small, friendly tight-knit community and staff team. – Anti-griefing tools, rollbacks, secured backups, and a no map reset policy. —-

Play Now. play.vale.gg

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7923
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magic Items Found:	7743
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

VexRealms

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Fresh and New server ! Made by – Elite Craft on Youtube

Lifesteal , Survival , vanilla , SMP server

Subscribe to :- https://www.youtube.com/@tamimytpie

Also join our discord server – Elite Craft Community Link :- https://discord.com/invite/7bVMQC7u

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ores Mined:	3766	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BraveNetwork

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Skyblock, Skywars

Upon logging in, you will be greeted by many portals. Walk into a portal to be automatically teleported to one of our servers.

Servers: Creative, Factions, Skyblock, MiniGames, Vanilla.

Website: http://bravenetwork.net Donate for awesome features and ranks at http://bravenetwork.buycraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Crops Grown:	4209
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Gods Slained:	2
New Chunks Explored:	530598	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minexyz.PL

Earth

The best EarthSMP server in Poland! Join the best SMP adventure with a real world map! The server has space, vehicles, factories and much more! Feel free to enter 😀

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mines Excavated:	4287	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Rencorner Network

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

~~~~ RenCorner ~~~~

NOW 1.16!

We host a collection of the best minecraft servers all accessable from the central HUB on a bungee-cord network. We support our players staying active on the forums and we understand communication is key to keeping a minecraft server working its best. Our friendly staff plays by the same rules as everyone else and have no unfair advantages over regular users. The server is being constantly updated and we are always willing to take requests from our users and implement them into the system. ~~~~ Overview ~~~~

– PVE , PVP, Minigames, Skyblock and much more.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.