Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Vortex Craft

Great Server. Amazing staff! 1.4.5! factions! raiding! Anti-Grief! Amazing community! You’ll have an amazing time playing on Vortex Craft

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftShark

PVP faction server Great staff Great members Great pvp Great plugins And Great fun! JOIN NOW play.craftshark.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Divine Spears Created:	30
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

QcCraft

QcCraft is a large Semi-RP/PvP server mainly Quebecois/French but all French speakers are accepted with 40 slots, with application and without white-list running 24/24, 7 days a week!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

AciesPVP

This is AciesPVP! Join now and get a piece of the Factions PVP action! This is a **NEW** server! Get on and get a head start. We need players to fill up the 60 slots. This is a 24/7 Factions PVP server with great staff! Just join and play! No promotion needed!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2212	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mines Excavated:	3374
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

McLifeCraft

McLifeCraft 1.4.5

Do you dare?!

Why you should come to us?

weil : -> Anyone can join with cracked Minecraft -> we have admin and player shops -> we have cool events -> we have a nice team -> we have 4 Gs biomes (normal, desert, jungle, water) -> You can build your own city -> we have a creative map -> Ranks such as VIP, VIP+ and Sponsor (Cheap) -> we have 4 worlds online at the same time

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Adenia

Adenia-Gaming is a PVP / Survival server. The limited map will lead players to compete, conquer for the last available resources. The many unique plugins will be at your disposal as well as a mature and available administration team.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Towns Built:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Mikeland Survival

We are a Survival server. We allow griefing, killing, stealing, and pvp! We do not allow hacking, and our goal is to stay as close to “vanilla” as possible- without losing the fun touches of Bukkit!

We have a PvP arena, a beautiful new spawn, and use the “large biomes” that are featured in 1.3. Our community has a Teamspeak server, forums, and fun perks for donators that don’t tip the scales in-game. We want fair gameplay, and have great moderators to help ensure you have an amazing time on our servers!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	3457
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

TwigCraft SMP

Antigrief, Bukkit, Discord, Economy, Events, Freeranks, Griefprevention, Paper, PvE, PvP, smp, Spigot, Survival, Votifier, Voting

[1.20] Welcome to TwigCraft! A new chill SMP server in the works looking for players!

TwigCraft is looking to grow alongside its players as we are still under construction and looking for continuous feedback. We plan to offer free ranks, custom items, events, elected resets and more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3068	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Mc.JGaming.Ro

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6659	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

mc.novylen.net

Smallish survival/creative server with a “long term” map; it’s never been reset since pre-multiplayer and many thousands of player hours have gone into creating various things. Lots to explore and do.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

FrostCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

FrostCraft is a server based on magic, adventure and survival. The server itself is running on a custom coded plugin not used anywhere else. On FrostCraft, you start at level 1 and work you’re way up using redstone to power your magic spells. As you get more powerful, you’re able to gain new abilities and adventure to more dangerous areas.

Server Features =================== – Custom Magic System. – Player Levels. – Custom Land Protection System. – Rare treasure chests can be found while mining (for miners). – Many useful commands enabled (tpa, home, rtp, etc). – Excellent Starter Items (Full set of iron armor, and more). – Starting player tutorial.

Our community revolves around a set of rules based on maturity and respect. Hope to see you there!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

G4m.es

Description: G4m.es is a whitelisted survival multiplayer server. We encourage creative building in a survival environment, but we also have a creative world for those who need their quick build fix. At the moment the server includes a spawn city, PvP/Wither fighting arena, fast travel stations/minecart tracks, a nether hub, an enderman farm, and several custom landmarks.

Guests are welcome to log in to the server, but only whitelisted players are allowed to build. Only mature players will be whitelisted. Players under 18 are only accepted on rare occasions.

This is primarily a survival player vs enemy server. PvP is allowed, but only in designated areas or when both parties agree to fight.

Fire spread, creeper terrain damage and enderman griefing has been disabled.

Rules: No Griefing; No Thieving; No Cheating; No cussing; No advertising; / Official Rules: http://g4m.es/rules

How to Join: If you just want to look around, then just point your game client to mc.g4m.es. If you’d like to be whitelisted… – Agree to the server rules (http://g4m.es/rules) – Register on G4m.es (http://g4m.es) – Register your minecraft character with our website (http://g4m.es/dashboard/characters) – Say hi on the new member forums (http://g4m.es/forum/m/4949931/viewforum/1728604) – Fill out the server whitelist application (http://g4m.es/mcapplication) Once your application has been approved, we’ll whitelist you as soon as possible!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

EmpirePvP Ranks|Raiding

If you have been looking for a new minecraft raiding server for months well you have found the right server we are a 24/7 server with 16 gigs of ram and no lag Come check us out Thanks

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dragons Doom

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock

You might be wondering what is like to join the perfect server? Well it is like having heaven in your hands. Dragons’ Doom has been up for about 3 months making everything so perfect that if their is something wrong we will immediately TAKE action to fix the problem! Our staff is helpful and supportive that they will help out with any problem as long as it is within reason. Dragons’ Doom has various creations from PVP to a MOB-ARENA. Our server is 24/7 wishing that people all around the world would play on our server. Dragons’ Doom is so unique because it has a voting system, shops, factions, PVP,shops, mob-arenas, xp farms for those who are donators, and much more!

Their is a unique variety of players each day but sadly not enough! People always ask why our server is not big and full of people.. Well because we were still fixing the issues and bugs the server encountered. NOW our server is LAG FREE. YES LAG FREE! Isn’t that incredible. Only the best for the best.

create a faction, survive, kill or be killed, make allies, make enemies. Take in captives, torture them and let them know that you are going to be the most feared faction that their will ever be. Raid, kill, Grief, but I warn you be careful out their one moment you could be making your home and the next you could be fighting for your life even though you know you will die you will try and come out victorious! Welcome to the fight for survival comrade you will be pushed, stabbed, and even killed… Help yourself and those around you make a run for it survive and free everyone from the terror that is rising – Dragons’ Doom server

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Love Letters Sent:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

GoldenCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome to GoldenCraft! We are an incredible hub server that is always improving over time, and we are always looking for new faces to have fun with!

We currently offer the following: – Factions – Creative ( Comes with huge plots and free to use worldedit for all! ) – Infected ( Custom coded infected experience that rewards the brave ) – Pixelmon – Survival – Parkour

We run on high end dedicated servers only to insure both minimal downtime and optimal performance with no lag.

IP: play.goldencraft.co

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2626	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ores Mined:	8559
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.