Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DeathMatchPVP

We are a starting community looking for players and builders

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3058	Ores Mined:	4373
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PrisonRaider

PrisonRaider is one of many Minecraft prison themed servers. What makes our server stand out from the rest is our great team of staff and how helpful they are. Fun things such as drugs help makes your server experience more enjoyable as it adds an odd style to the way you play Minecraft.

The aim of PrisonRaider is to break free from prison. To do this you must gather resources and sell them to the shop to gain money. After you have reached a certain amount of money you are able to use the /rankup command and progress to the next level. Once you’ve reached the rank [Raider] you will be able to do /warp Raider, allowing you to access the wilderness.

Once you’re in the wilderness, your adventure really starts. From here you can do anything you like! What makes it even better is that you have the Faction commands available to use once you’re [Raider] allowing you to create factions with your friends and claim land – preventing you from being raided in the future.

You can of course come back into the prison at any time you wish, so if you are a new player – aim to be the first one out – to get a head start!

Thanks guys and I hope you enjoy the server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Towns Built:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Epicland

A whitelisted Swedish 24/7 server We are looking for players who are eager to play on our server. We offer Pvp arenas mini games Own shoppers Events from time to time. Own mining world We have anti greif plugin and what it takes to protect our buildings and players. So feel free to send an application if you’re interested 🙂

PS 11 year limit!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Surax

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games

Some of the features presently available: – Use eggs to catch mobs! – Store your experience in XP bottles for later use! – Spawn Shop to buy and sell items to earn money! – Jobs plugin – Hunger Games, Spleef and LOTS of Parkours – Every player can claim regions to keep their things safe and private – Chests and doors can be locked

Minecraft server type: Bukkit Plugins: MobArena, SurvivalGames, EggCatcher, ChestShop, PlayerHeads, WorldGuard

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Animals Bred:	40	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

GMTF Official Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Our servers have plenty of space to build. Fun, Friendly. Grief Protection, Grief Prevention.

mc.gmtf.net:25565 GMTF Official Server

mc.gmtf.net:25566 GMTF Second Server

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dimension Hops:	10	Ores Mined:	6459
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2449
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Zombie Survival

Horde is a Zombie Survival server like no other.

Fight hordes of the undead with your friends. That’s right, Horde is a totally team-based zombie survival game. Strategize, coordinate and fight together with your friends or with the hundreds of players on the server to survive! Rank up, get better gear, and become a master zombie slayer!

Fight zombies in beautifully created post-apocalyptic structures, graveyards, mystical skylands, and even in space!

Horde is a totally unique zombie survival server that focuses on providing fun and re-playable zombie-hacking action. Survive as long as you can, scavenge for supplies, upgrade your gear, and gather XP, all on one of several carefully balanced survival maps. Level up, unlock new classes and kill enough zombies to get on the leaderboards and win events!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Emeralds Found:	9806

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Bywater Craft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Bywater Craft is a friendly community of Minecraft players and we welcome all players 🙂 There are multiple creative and survival worlds (see bywatercraft.com/worlds). We also have two End worlds, one for the dragon and one space world for builders! mcMMO is used along with other plugins (see bywatercraft.com/picsandplugins).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CosmicX [FULLY 1.20.4] [Roleplay City] [512×512 sized plots, Free Worldedit, Voxelsniper, goBrush, goPaint, Arceon, Redstone, Huge Head Database, Armour stand tools] [Private SMP worlds] [Republic]

Arceon, BUILD, Chill, classic, Creative, Fastasyncworldedit, Fawe, free, Freebuild, Freeplay, Fun, Gobrush, Gopaint, Items, Plotme, Plots, Redstone, Roleplay, Roleplaying, smp, Survival, Voxel, Voxelsniper, Worldedit

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.

Features include:– Free worldedit (no need to vote for it)– Free voxelsniper– Free goBrush usage– Free goPaint usage– Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads!– Free, unlimited redstone– No lag (Average TPS of 20.0) CosmicX [FULLY 1.20.4] [Roleplay City] [512x512 sized plots, Free Worldedit, Voxelsniper, goBrush, goPaint, Arceon, Redstone, Huge Head Database, Armour stand tools] [Private SMP worlds] [Republic] Minecraft Server (Timings of a constant 20 tps)– Regularly updated– Events

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Legion Servers

Legion Servers features various game types such as PvP mini-games, tower defense, and anarchy survival. Come check us out – IP: mc-l.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	109
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Lazle Craft

My Best Server

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PEMCserver

Dedicated Australian Minecraft Community

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	447
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Ultimate Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Hallo!

Glad you found our little server!

Ultimate Minecraft is a cozy little freebuild server for everyone that has existed since 2010. In contrast to other servers, we do not rely on as many and impressive plugins as possible. We want to preserve the original Minecraft feeling that we fell in love with years ago and just spice it up a bit with a few little extras. Another advantage is that we can switch to new game versions comparatively quickly.

After a short registration, which is mandatory for us, you can get started straight away and secure a property yourself. On our website you will find detailed instructions for everything.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1562	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Airblockz Survival

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Our community comes with 2 different games, to ensure you have quality fun!

1: Skyblock (Unique compared to other servers, we have MobArena + Chestshop + etc. )

2: Factions. (Fair and balanced)

3: Survival (Fun and balanced.

4: Creative (Talk to the server and just build stuff like nyan cats :D)

5: Prison (Soon to be released.)

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At Airblockz Survival, we try to give you nonstop, high-quality entertainment! Our server is perfected with top-notch server specs. We run off Intel Xeon E3 Proccessors, and each of our servers come with high RAM. We know you hate servers that are offline, but fear not! We have state of the art DDoS Protection, to prevent those nasty hackers. We try and make imagination reach its limits. Every week, we try to add an event, or just add a new feature to the server, so you will never get tired of the server! Come on in and enjoy the enjoyment!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Odyssey Craft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are multi server hub include Vanilla, FactionPVP, MiniGame and many more.

From the lobby, you can choose your next destination to

Vanilla (this is true vanilla Minecraft and always up-to-date) FactionPVP (typical Faction based PVP server) MiniGame (Fun games to play) Creative User, /vanilla, /creative, /game or /faction

And most of all, we are always free. There is no donation and buy for ranks or commands. You can earn the rank with our voting system.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Too Stronkk Gaming

Economy, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Too Stronkk Gaming! -Explore a vast open Factions wilderness! -Kick back and relax in Pirate Cove (Our Spawn World) -Competitive Factions play – TNT ENABLED -Claim land for your faction anywhere you want, the Overworld, the Nether, or the End! -You break the rules, you go to prison to serve hard time. -Real, stable, player driven economy – Emerald Standard –Server is managed by adults -Unique Titles to be earned by completing staff created achievements -Rent Homes, Shops and Storage Vaults within the City of Pirate’s Cove -Ranks and Donation perks – NO PAY TO WIN -Buy donation packages with in-game money! -Win real $MONEY$ for completing certain achievements! SERVER IP = MC.TOOSTRONKKGAMING.NET 192.169.44.134 WEBSITE = WWW.TOOSTRONKKGAMING.NET

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Void Armor Forged:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Runes Activated:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.