Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SpCraft

A closely-knit Minecraft server with a helpful staff. Some plugins include: Towny, PermissionsEX, Multiverse-Portals, etc. Join and donate today for better ranks and more possibilities!

To Donate- Visit our website spcrafting.enjin.com/shop

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

RhythmPvP

Factions, Hardcore, Prison, Raiding

Rhythm OP factions the pvp playground for all savages come and see what were all about! rhythmpvp.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Fish Craft

Fish Craft is a fun survival faction server that has a small and dedicated community and helpful staff. I plan on adding a creative world and some minigames soon so please join now!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

VICE

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hi!

Vice is a semi vanilla survival server. We use slimefun and many bukkit plugins for a more enjoyable experience. We recently re launched and would love for you to join us! Join anytime.

-Bukkit -Grief Prevention – claim blocks are earned with playtime -Slimefun -Open non-linear spawn -Adult admins -Built in ranking system -Optional PvP -Player owned shops available

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ores Mined:	5592	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4740	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9475

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Tkon Craft SkyWorld

Tkon Craft

Is a Sky World Based Server With a Dynamic Market Place To Buy And Sell Almost Every Item Possible

Future Add-ons: Raid/Greifing World Chest Treasure Hunt

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Clownfish Everyone Is Welcome

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

CFEW is a community of minecraft enthusiasts of all ages and backgrounds. Started in 2010, we have a rich history, and throughout the years the community have produced adventure maps, cool role-play maps and unique events! Our aim is just to have fun, and explore minecraft with friends!

All our ranks are FREE, and we have a friendly, mature and fun staff base!

What we offer: * Bored with minecraft? Try our slimefun server! This server is packed with fun plugins and includes several maps to play in, both peaceful and with custom mobs. * Want a challenge? Try our survival server! This server has limited commands, and lots of great towns to explore! Rank up your McMMO skill here. * Love building? We have several creative maps, great architect ranks, weekly and monthly building competitions, and a Build Team you can join! * Love building an island? Try Skyblock or Acid Island! We have both, each with its own custom shop! * Want a server where you can play minigames with your new friends? We have lots of popular games, including PvP, Paintball and Soccer!

We also run lots of cool events during the year – from creative building competitions in unique, inspiring custom maps, to Zombie Apocalypse survival maps, to Survivor (modeled after the TV Show)!

Finally, we provide lots of avenues for people to get more involved, whether its joining our staff ranks, or volunteering to help with events or builds!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

50Craft

Explore worlds of eternal night, brave the heights, and go for a long swim!

Artifacts are the central gameplay component of this server. Their purpose is to give the mindless drone of Factions PVP some general goal, other than looking to raid peoples faction bases. Essentially, an artifact is any player built structure that is amazing in terms of design and creativity. This can also be literally anything, such as an enormous intricate castle, to bridges crossing sky islands.

Each artifact will give the builder 5 credits (equal to ~5000 in game currency) and a bonus in game wage of 10 currency an hour. That is of course, until the artifact is captured or destroyed. You see, to qualify for artifact-hood, you must post pictures of it on the forums… along with coordinates to the site. An admin must also approve it before you receive your reward. So you have to ensure that your artifacts are well defended, but also don’t betray the location of your faction base. If you capture or destroy an artifact, alert an admin, and receive 1 credit for your efforts. Capturing it will get you the builders 10 currency per hour wage. Credits of Worth are really a storage of value They are characterized by books signed by The_Pwner. They allow you to purchase land on the Hub world, whether that means a base for your faction or a shop to sell items. This is ideal because any base you build there is many times safer than in the PVP worlds, and is not prone to be reset when the maps get rotated around. But beware for they are not entirely safe! Other factions can buyout your faction base. To perform a buyout an opposing faction must be able to bid at least 2x what the land is worth. The faction being bought out has one week to be able to beat the bid.

For faction bases each credit of worth will get you a 5×5 block of land at the outskirts of spawn. The more you spend, the closer you get to the main spawn area. For shops the price will be dependent on the shop location and size of the shop.

Credits of Worth can also purchase you portals from the main world directly to your faction bases on the various worlds! 5 credits for each portal. Runecraft allows you to shape the world around you in great ways. This includes creating unique short-term tool enchants, teleporters, hidden walls/passageways, and even the ability to moving whole sections of land. A list of the possible runes within this plugin is located at the link below, but take care because they are not all enabled. http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Mods/Runecraft

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Potions Brewed:	51
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Mineplus

This is one of the best servers in the world, it has many things like: skyblock, drugs, pvp, factions, chestshop, economy, PaintBall, and many more things that will surprise you.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Towns Built:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SwordandSteel

Werewolfs factions and pvp

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	113	Mines Excavated:	3724
Magic Items Found:	1563	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Magmasurge

We are Magmasurge. A Brony / Pony and Bionicle Themed server. We also have worlds for normal miners, Hardcore worlds, a few differently styled creative worlds, a Mata-nui, mob arenas, Economy, and more! Come check us out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

efCraftSurvival

PvE, Survival

Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.

Griefing, stealing, PVPing is not allowed.

We will have a Points system, which is run by enjin. Because of this we encourage everyone to register for our enjin site at efcraft.enjin.com

If you cannot register, then ask an admin to add you.

Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RedBladePvP

RedBlade PVP Is an epic factions pvp server! There is MCMmo and combat log! We also have auctions and many more! I can ensure you that this server has lots of potential and we just need players to proove it! JOIN NOW

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	56	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Globcraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Globcraft! Towny/Economy We’ve been in Minecraft server hosting longer than most. We like to focus on creating a fun experience for players! We’re constantly improving!

We know what we’re doing! Here at Globcraft, you have a dedicated staff team and a great community. We provide quick updates when new versions of Minecraft come out. Unlike many servers, we’re knowledgeable in managing servers. We’ve been around for over a year and plan to be here plenty longer!

Smooth! We stride to provide a stable, low lag, Minecraft experience. We try to rollout fixes as quickly as possible and extensively test our setup before adding any new features. We want you to have the smoothest experience possible!

Feature packed! We use the popular plugins that you’re familiar with: Towny, McMMO, and so on. We also use some lesser known plugins as well as custom plugins to make for a well-rounded and unique experience! Globcraft has a lively and functional player to player Economy. We’ve also just recently launched an OP Factions server!

Growth! We like growing! Plans are in place to expand to add a Creative Server! There are also plenty of updates to come for the Towny Server! We’re lucky to have such a great community and look forward to seeing it grow.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimension Hops:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

instapvp {factions} {pvp}

Welcome to Instapvp,

InstaPVP is a good looking server where the goal is to kill players and raid their bases! Hacking is abolutely “not” allowed!

We have:

Faction’s, Huge Spawn, Drop Party’s on 15+ players, Vote plugin, Donations, InstaSoup, And a lot more, Join today, more then 850 people joined already! Have Fun !

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Potions Brewed:	21
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SORB

Sorb Vanilla : mc.sorbmc.com

No lag, Up 24/7 , Friendly Staff, lots of plugin, Mini Games

Main Has Creative Portal, Grief World Portal, Mini Games Portal.

JOIN SORB FOR AMAZING ADVENTURES.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Farms Harvested:	802	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.